hot out.

Its been seriously cooking out lately. except for rain the past few days. Ive been slacking with this bloggging updates. but i don't see much of my computer. but i think i have salmanela poisoning if that helps?

8 packs of keiths kill it. welcome to the maritimes.
not sure if its a comic or wat. but its some sick humor.
I've venture into a house where they have a photo of there landlords family. its posted up in the bathroom. And the landlord has used the bathroom. that would be awkwurd.
serios vodka. 
and crunches.  i won a competition in bc. for doing these things. i did 10. the other person did 7. not to name names phil.
joey gladstone kills it. full house trivia! what are rebecca and jesse's twin boys names? and what the tanner familys' dog's name? and what was one of kimmy gibbbblers boyfriends name that always said "whatever"?
Serious fights and awkwurd positions.
the new in is to sweat. every thirsty thursday im soaked. 
get down.
claiming his farmer tan is the worst ever. you decide.
we tend to park it sometimes. 
j.russel kills it. he flies this olds back and forth from edmonton couple times a year. and part of his finger is cut off. true story
stoked on this graffiti.
we skoped out a mouse. followed it onto mountain ave. a van turning left crunched him. rip coco puffs.
mr.wilson. 
trois stall. i've also attempted to learn killing this mini. it killed my wrist that was already jacked.
this little duder kills it. 
brent's always killing it.
phil patched his jeans. then came to kill it.
i've used kill to much. random fires are appropiate.
i've watched both ice age movies in two days. definetly recomend it.
im spelling everything wrong. every 6th word is underlined. scott spelt his face wrong here.
hail physiotherapy. 
i puked in the sink yesterday from brushing my teeth. well not my teeth but my tongue. i have bad gag reflexes. oh the answers to those full house questions if you didn't already know! are. nicky and alex. the pups name is comet. and dwayne drives cranes. take care of your bodies. intake lots of calcium or you'll end up like me. broke.      love

One in three poeple don't wash there hands after using the restroom. Don't be the one

here's 2 texts i've recieved that have made me laugh.

"Ya man. He said he saw'd his couch apart cuz it was infested! So there's no where to sit"

i reply "watt? wat was wrong with it"

then he reply's "Apperantly where u always sit, there was some sort of odur commin from that seat, and wen scientists with masks came to inspect it they said someone has been peeing and shitting there pants who has been sittin here? So i put to and to together and discovered u nevrr ever got up to use the outhouse?"

 i actaully laughed out loud. word

then the second one was today. its not as good. but i get the humor.

  

i send "Are you alive around there? Are you in for some pizza tonite?"

then reply's 4 hours later. "WOW fell asleep watching Matlock..never happens. Funny u mention pizza , wen u got the bright idea to text me at 930AM! I was in a dream jus about to munch a freshy tasty slice and all of a sudden there's a stupid beep beep beep in the backround, and i awoke and wasn't happy about that. true story. "

those are both word for word. good laughs. oh and i installed in some coo coo's apartment today. she was literally crazy. she loved my shirt. and insisted i find 15 wolves in this big picture. i found 12. owe and she recently won 10 grand playing bingo. she put away half for her funeral. and shes only 30. like i said. coo coo. 

sweats in sweats...

Keegan bought a brand new truck. Im stoked. he's stoked. we went for a bevy.

Earls wing day is wensday. they're tiny wings. and its a dollar off pints. still a ugly bill.
We then preceded over to montanas. Where i drew some pictures. keegan spit on it as you can see the arrow. 
My neighbor is getting a pool installed. its dope. I used to beg my parents when i was younger for a pool. They used to tell me you can't get one on a hill. Apparently now you can.
Today was the first time i seen someone drinking straight mouthwash. I drove by and i thought it was a bullmax. then even thought it was some sort of wiskey. but it turned out lemon fresh listerine. I wish everyone could see the face this chick had after swigging that bad boy. but stay fresh. listerine fresh. and brush your teeth before you goto bed. love

sore and acheing.?

So I went tubing the other day. I am fn still sore. My neck is jangled. my ass is completely done. I have rug burn all over. my skin is peeling abnormally. But its summer. and i enjoi being a summery kinda guy. 

Bear has super good fetch skills. he may be faster than light.
We went to subway. then the vendor. We ended up drinking a bit till the boat was in the water. But. we left the beers in the trunk wen we left. came back to a sauna with beer in it. so good. You should see my car. literally. theres 3 carlings on the backseat. a budweiser under the passenger seat. and on the back floor? and a mgd in the trunk. i could open a mini vendor. oh and while i was in the vendor that day this chick was in there. who had grass in her hair. must of been quite the nap. 
This sucker pumps out waste into the lake.  but it looks nice.
this frog was so nice looking. i think its a myth but if you touch them you get warts. I tried convincing tyler to pick it up. but this duder was ready.
The water was ice cold. and the tube on the right is better. well newer. but newer is usually better when it comes to tubes. And i don't know about everyone else but swimming in open water is brutal. I always think shark and panic. most poeple do i think.
This is a boat. we are having fun. 
Cory and scott are also having fun. they're in the water. sissytubing on there bums.
aha cory's gettin thrown off here. If you can zoom in check out scotts look. priceless.
So my last ride consisted of this fellow kevin b. driving. I usually compete with myself not to get thrown off a tube. Last year he threw me off. This year i almost died. well not died but. you know. I don't know how to calculate g-force but i think i got near the 7's in one of the turns. I was actually hanging on for my life. not in a jokingly way. thank goodness for adrenaline. it saved me. like when a mom lifts a car off her baby. supposley thats adrenaline. i'd like to see it for myself. but not hurting the baby. 
Potenza's pizza at grand beach. 6 dollar pops. stale pops. great 26 dollar pizza tho. but the 9 dollar wings topped it off. oh and tyler ate a bowl of mushrooms. sauteyed? or something. that shit is sick. 
This picture is way off topic. But my nieces have this stupid doll. its possessed. the hair is cut weird. the eye's like flutter open. It's the uglyiest doll i have ever seen. oh and i think it has one eye. nightmares. sleep tight. love

francephonee. aye

My mouth is on fricken fire at the moment. I just finished this chicken stir fry packed with hot sauce. 20% regrets. Its hurricaning out there. I was driving and rain was coming in my window at a direrection aha that it hit my dash from the backwards way. i know. messed. And it sucks when it storms on weekends. once a moldy peach. always a moldy peach! but anyway. Last night we had a few bevs at my house. I havent played ping pong in like 2 months. I need to join a league if there is one. but yea. i did some convincing and we headed off to a st.bonifice.

my friends came with me. no fee either. 
suzi was stoked.
gill and meghans auntie chris. 
this duder kept them coming. 
At the end of the night i still had 4 drink tickets. thats like 15 bux. pissed
Few socials have this many dancers. it was packed.
aha i enjoi this. 
For the first time i was taking pictures of poeple i don't know and actually posting them. dedicated to suzi and stefan. best o luck!
literally. 
i like posting more awkwurd photos than regular ones. anyone can smile. 
serious slow dancing. 
i get about 20 of these photos a night. i fricken got through fingers this time
local dancers. 
the arcade fire kills it. neighborhood#3. love
i know the duder on the right through someone. i don't know
shoutout to jorggg. thanks for the loan.
and reidd. you owe me 40. with juice 43.
She didnt wanna take a photo at first then steve convinced her. and he doesn't look. aye
this is some sort of team photo. im not sure. by the one finger going up means they must have won.
blue eyes. x2
mega. darcy. katherine. shes from quebec? my friends are in love. 
serious dresses. 
stefan and suzi. congrats.
i would of enjoyed the wii. 
wedding party? im not sure. but thats the end. drive safe in the storm. no drinking and driving.. no fighting. no smoking filter. be safee. love

g9's busted.

My camera is busted. i got a stomach ache also! i am drinking a kokanee. listening to girl talk. tony's addicted to common. he is making me also addicted. keep it grimey kids. love