ya mon

I think because of summer i've been bogging on the blogging... and coming up with lame jokes. This weekend me and my friends went camping down to the states. it was good. I'm looking at a receipt i have in front of me from one of my purchases. 2.99 swisher sweets cigarillos. 12.99 24 of pbr. and 4.99 a 4 pack of redbulls. its insanely cheap. like booze is rediculous. everyone would drink tons if it was that cheap here. but people still drink tons. i don't even know what im typing. but enjoy some pics. giks!

aha boating. tom tom was the boat driver. me and mega went in the tube. one person tube. that is. and he starts super slow but gets to very high speeds. no shittn. like i was worried if i would of fell off, it would of have been serious injury. oh and there's 20 foot fish in this lake. panic
gold rims with cadilac painted forks. everyone has sweet bikes. i think i may have the fastest bike in the city tho. no joke. my oma used to rip on this bike at the cabin. and i brought it home. 
red lake falls will kill you if you don't bring these two things. cigs and booze.
jeff works 2 hours away. oor raw!
scott has a huge tent. the day we left he was wearing the same bandanna around his head but around his face cause someone pissed on his tent. i couldn't stop laughing. im a great friend.
i told blair to smile. aha and scotts tent in the back round. and thats the side someone pissed on...
reiman and boutet came out. i accidently hit reiman's car with a frisbee cause he hit it off his hand. f im getting good at frisbee.
i bought this tent for 30 bux. best 30 bux ive spent ever. sick yellow to. stoked.
i've never gone camping with my own tent and stuff. i bought a queen double layer matress too. usually i sleep in my car. but this was better than my own bed!
goleski was jungled. 
our site was getting packed. good friends and good sunlight.
rar. there's 8 blue things in this flicker.
by far my favorite photo of jay. I cant wait till people start getting married and i can dig up some photos for a slideshow at the wedding. 
reg. had the shades to. serious freestyle. 
tons of pink. 
cory's camera worked. i guess mine did at this point too. 
porno gets super drunk. he doesn't even look at the camera. ever. and always that wave. 
i seen mush boot a bottle of jd. i think it was plastic? 
thats the end. but get this. why do finger nails grow faster than toe nails? thats what pops into my mind. love

long weekends.

are a doosey. i went to u s a for the weekend. came back with the worst gas. sore body. possibly a rash on my arms. and no voice. im to lazy to post photo's right now. kill me

oh this one touched my heart.

family.

i know.

its a doosey.

and he got his..

i went to work this morning. the guy i installed for was weird and awkwurd. Apparently his tv stand was too heavy so he jumped up and was using a coat hanger to try and grab lines. and using curse words. but. on another note. this is rocky dennis. he kills it.

If anyone hasn't seen the movie mask. i suggest it.
I found myself awake late at night on saturday and this classic was on the tube. Rocky got a babe.
His mom is cher. she uses drugs and drinks alot of alcohol. 
everyone knows sloth. just giving him a shoutout. 

floor planchers

i went and watched a indoor soccer game in the summer.. i know. but they had glass walls setup. people wur flinching left and right. not me tho. 
Walking down that path at forks at night is good. but i always get creaped out thinking im going to get attacked by a bum or a pack of them. I seen this huge tree root thing and thought someone was in there. so i snapped a quick pic to ease my nerves. im paranoid of the homeless.
Danika is super cute. She along with many other childeren are affraid of me. it may be my nose but i blame it on my hair and dangerous looks. 
nice hanes!
tony attempting to hurdle this bush. which turned into a dive? and not even coming close. 
local dancers wur stoked. they give free glasses away. where's my pair.
gur always kills it. i have about 40 photos of him with this same face.
i know theres no talent in taking these pictures but i enjoy seeing the turnouts on some of them.  
kate. 
keely.
mega.
i dance till i sweat. 
milo.
this is real random. 3 alex's . sounds like a planet.
reid kills it.
lindsay.
mattt. random. martin. it'd be good if this chicks name started with a m. check it. 

save up your pumpkins for a grill like this.

this is serious. that bite would actually wound you.

i got hexed last week to this day. so as a anniversary im gonna post these pics.
this was kinda like the hex position but with the nails in my arm.
I couldn't imagine seeing this in front of me. i thought it was a guy until.. thank your parents you didn't turn out like this. love

hot out.

Its been seriously cooking out lately. except for rain the past few days. Ive been slacking with this bloggging updates. but i don't see much of my computer. but i think i have salmanela poisoning if that helps?

8 packs of keiths kill it. welcome to the maritimes.
not sure if its a comic or wat. but its some sick humor.
I've venture into a house where they have a photo of there landlords family. its posted up in the bathroom. And the landlord has used the bathroom. that would be awkwurd.
serios vodka. 
and crunches.  i won a competition in bc. for doing these things. i did 10. the other person did 7. not to name names phil.
joey gladstone kills it. full house trivia! what are rebecca and jesse's twin boys names? and what the tanner familys' dog's name? and what was one of kimmy gibbbblers boyfriends name that always said "whatever"?
Serious fights and awkwurd positions.
the new in is to sweat. every thirsty thursday im soaked. 
get down.
claiming his farmer tan is the worst ever. you decide.
we tend to park it sometimes. 
j.russel kills it. he flies this olds back and forth from edmonton couple times a year. and part of his finger is cut off. true story
stoked on this graffiti.
we skoped out a mouse. followed it onto mountain ave. a van turning left crunched him. rip coco puffs.
mr.wilson. 
trois stall. i've also attempted to learn killing this mini. it killed my wrist that was already jacked.
this little duder kills it. 
brent's always killing it.
phil patched his jeans. then came to kill it.
i've used kill to much. random fires are appropiate.
i've watched both ice age movies in two days. definetly recomend it.
im spelling everything wrong. every 6th word is underlined. scott spelt his face wrong here.
hail physiotherapy. 
i puked in the sink yesterday from brushing my teeth. well not my teeth but my tongue. i have bad gag reflexes. oh the answers to those full house questions if you didn't already know! are. nicky and alex. the pups name is comet. and dwayne drives cranes. take care of your bodies. intake lots of calcium or you'll end up like me. broke.      love

One in three poeple don't wash there hands after using the restroom. Don't be the one

here's 2 texts i've recieved that have made me laugh.

"Ya man. He said he saw'd his couch apart cuz it was infested! So there's no where to sit"

i reply "watt? wat was wrong with it"

then he reply's "Apperantly where u always sit, there was some sort of odur commin from that seat, and wen scientists with masks came to inspect it they said someone has been peeing and shitting there pants who has been sittin here? So i put to and to together and discovered u nevrr ever got up to use the outhouse?"

 i actaully laughed out loud. word

then the second one was today. its not as good. but i get the humor.

  

i send "Are you alive around there? Are you in for some pizza tonite?"

then reply's 4 hours later. "WOW fell asleep watching Matlock..never happens. Funny u mention pizza , wen u got the bright idea to text me at 930AM! I was in a dream jus about to munch a freshy tasty slice and all of a sudden there's a stupid beep beep beep in the backround, and i awoke and wasn't happy about that. true story. "

those are both word for word. good laughs. oh and i installed in some coo coo's apartment today. she was literally crazy. she loved my shirt. and insisted i find 15 wolves in this big picture. i found 12. owe and she recently won 10 grand playing bingo. she put away half for her funeral. and shes only 30. like i said. coo coo.