21 to 22. wata goof ball.

Last night we ventured to player's for ryan kontusic's birthday.  I ate 24 wings but wozy jungled his way into my baskets. good times. good faces. not the best music. and olympic swimming on the tv. stoked. 

take this you flamer!
local riff raff  cliff claffing kontusiffing balerina.
f i got there and got this duder 2 shooters. in my span talking to him and taking a pic. he took about 8 shots. 
last year kontusic wasn't in good shape. i pulled some pics out of the archive and came across these gold mines. and tony just said " ben, you remind me of a jewish novelty store". thats pretty sick. i don't even know wat novelty is. 
22 and im still so more mature. thats crazy
Its also boutets bday today. and im on the way there. gaudet called me and asked if i was driving. but i replied my car has no head lights, f im good. i drove last night
reid alerted to everyone last night that me cory had the same shoes. "hey ben, Thats awkwurd" then everyone looked. I was in toronto and cory was in banff. we both came back with the same shoes. book your ass
Gaudet asked for a pic. as i take it he starts to drink. wats with that.
some sort of shot jay ordered.  cool colours tho. 
jay trying to light it. burnt his hand. i drove him home because he was drunk. On the way home i asked him if there is ghosts or robbers in his house. He was hoping for a robber because he could defend himself.  Then he didn't want to leave the car. 
the shots wur flaming. the duder started pouring something in it that made it spark. it tasted like some sort of fuel. 
I'd like to end this with last years ending.  keep your bevies under control. your grime tight. with all your might. tonight. with height. k i can't rhyme no more. love to all the cats. 

nutimik in your shorts.

So what I thought was going to be a day of swimming turned into a day of swimming. The sun was cooking honeyt's wur burning and chips and salsa was way to saucy. But good times for sure. 

We started the day off by smoking some bugs. thats gotta be the worst. 
i bought half a bag of cherries for 6 bux. The lady sitting in the back told me i didn't have to wash them. me and jordan killed the bag in about 10 mins. Our stomachs wur fucked.
aha so i though we wur going to swim. but then there was a boat. stoked. 
waiting for the wakeboard. we jumped off some walking bridge. and this annoying kid kept telling boats that wur going underneath us to "SPRAY US"... i felt awkwurd because the poeple probably thought i was with him. 
Jordans second time. he got up first try and was killing it. 
i almost fn drowned getting up. swallowed at least a litre of lake water. but this slash made my day. 
Brent kills it. his facial expressions can make anyone peopeo. thats pee and poo together.
click on this pick to really see his face. fukn good teeth he has.
this was for style.
brent was bugging me about my ears. and didn't even see my toes.
nealon was out for the weekend at his uncles. he boated with us. and enjoyed my lack of  "boater" skills. f starboard reach to the sea side and grab a hook snapper.
In the back of my mind i wanted him to fall in there. Because i know i would of freaked if i would of. thats gotta be bad karma?
claws up. 
Jordan got told by a 10 year old. "there must be air in the gas line" . jordan wasn't impressed. he was making faces at the dude when he wasn't looking. so i joined in. 
nealon's feet could't fit in. brent threw some oil on or something. then it fit. kinda awkwurd. 
he literally killed me tubing. the rope would slack hard and he'd pin it. i would fly off. must of looked good tho. 
frick i like boating. and swimming and jumping. thats was this photo is saying.
jordan hit the rocks! so we pack up and left. my arm slapped the water the hardest i've ever felt. i thought i shattered my hand. then we swam back to the boat. which was a good mile away. i almost got spit on. we ate hammys. and had a beer. and chips. then went home. i slept for like 30 minutes. i literally just told you my whole day. and my bod is jacked today. well my back is. love pirates!

No your a volcano!

Today i seen a little scuffle while i was going into the bird shop on main. One dude was in a wheelchair with 2 boxes of lighters. like they wur freshly jacked off a counter. so this other duder flips the guy out of the wheelchair. and one of the boxes of lighters goes flying. k so theres about 40 lighters on the sidewalk. and then they start pushing eachother. they are literally 40 years old. greasy. great to witness tho. the best part is i could't really hear what they wur saying but what i did hear was " no your a loser!".aha so i take it that fight began because of a "loser" comment. anyway i ended up asking the guy for one of the lighters. he's like ya. so i go to grab a couple and he kicks out his legs and says. "you said one lighter". priceless.

moose nuckle.
filled condom on the floor. enjoi
i enjoy goats. 

i like pictures of animals in there habitats.
keeping it real.
who in the right mind would ever do this. sick people out there! love tho

but wait. so am I.

maury kills it.

ya mon

I think because of summer i've been bogging on the blogging... and coming up with lame jokes. This weekend me and my friends went camping down to the states. it was good. I'm looking at a receipt i have in front of me from one of my purchases. 2.99 swisher sweets cigarillos. 12.99 24 of pbr. and 4.99 a 4 pack of redbulls. its insanely cheap. like booze is rediculous. everyone would drink tons if it was that cheap here. but people still drink tons. i don't even know what im typing. but enjoy some pics. giks!

aha boating. tom tom was the boat driver. me and mega went in the tube. one person tube. that is. and he starts super slow but gets to very high speeds. no shittn. like i was worried if i would of fell off, it would of have been serious injury. oh and there's 20 foot fish in this lake. panic
gold rims with cadilac painted forks. everyone has sweet bikes. i think i may have the fastest bike in the city tho. no joke. my oma used to rip on this bike at the cabin. and i brought it home. 
red lake falls will kill you if you don't bring these two things. cigs and booze.
jeff works 2 hours away. oor raw!
scott has a huge tent. the day we left he was wearing the same bandanna around his head but around his face cause someone pissed on his tent. i couldn't stop laughing. im a great friend.
i told blair to smile. aha and scotts tent in the back round. and thats the side someone pissed on...
reiman and boutet came out. i accidently hit reiman's car with a frisbee cause he hit it off his hand. f im getting good at frisbee.
i bought this tent for 30 bux. best 30 bux ive spent ever. sick yellow to. stoked.
i've never gone camping with my own tent and stuff. i bought a queen double layer matress too. usually i sleep in my car. but this was better than my own bed!
goleski was jungled. 
our site was getting packed. good friends and good sunlight.
rar. there's 8 blue things in this flicker.
by far my favorite photo of jay. I cant wait till people start getting married and i can dig up some photos for a slideshow at the wedding. 
reg. had the shades to. serious freestyle. 
tons of pink. 
cory's camera worked. i guess mine did at this point too. 
porno gets super drunk. he doesn't even look at the camera. ever. and always that wave. 
i seen mush boot a bottle of jd. i think it was plastic? 
thats the end. but get this. why do finger nails grow faster than toe nails? thats what pops into my mind. love