Thursday, October 9, 2008

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People have to pay for blogs. If i got a email saying i had to start paying for a blog. I would reply in email saying "no your a blog." anyway its getting super cold out. rain today felt colder than snow. i have a stomach flu. which means you know wat. i had a huge knot in my hair this morning. spent 20 mins taking it out. and got a goodmorning text saying " You left the shower curtain open AGAIN. Stop it already. This one has mold because of you. So YOU can buy the next one. Good day." my reply. "thanks".
gargen  mutating into a herp.
he just got out. She's like man. i was like wow.
2 months ago i had no colgone. now i have tons. thanks mts at shoppers!
Im willing to trade a fairly used ping pong pattle for actual ping pong balls. cm smashed it
I won this medal 3 summers ago at grandbeach. it was for best stance on the boardwalk. no lie. 
brand new boots bro. sz 11. i know its not christmas season yet, but why wait! minty boots bro. honestly. they'll fit your cousin/mom/neighbor/uncle/bro. garunteed fit bro. text me
i finally washed my car. still dust and mud on it. tons of geese dumps on this bad boy.
pz spideys!
i got the best tip today. honey bro!  love

Monday, October 6, 2008

i hate rain. on my knees.

So i worked today about 2 hours in the rain. got soaked. head not to toe. hair stinks. insulation up my sleeves that made it super itchy. bought a new hoody. and am tired now. But have to run someone errands.
kyle and vern suited up. 14 bux for 2 slick jackets.
I wasn't suited up. As you can see i sat with the boots.
I thought this was a girl. turns out vern was a ginge when he was just a young lad.
This is like the best timed picture. of the picture.. its a perfectly flat belly flop. I remember i was younger and i used to hang out at coop. Murray was like the boss man there. One day I asked to use the bathroom. He said yes. Young and handsome i thought i'd pull a prank. Discount store thing was like behind coop. I bought a fake rubber poo thing and a fart bomb. Went intoo coop and used the facility. It was like the smallest coop. like an esso. anyway. I grunted so he'd hear me. Placed the fake pooper on the toilet seat and popped the bubble in the fart bomb. about 15  seconds later this thing blew. I ran outta there. I watched from across the street to as employees wur scrambling outta there. I heard someone yell the f-word super loud. Anyways 2 days later i thought i'd go for a snack there which i usually got the usual ( 2 oh henrys and a litre of chocolate milk). Murray jumped the counter and slammed me to the ground. I actually thought my hip was completely shattered. i thought i had gotten away scott free but a river rat was shook up for the vigilanty who pulled the prank. anyway's im still here. 
oh and someone forgot there tickets to amsterdam at my house. And i have to pick him up a shaver. (oh he leaves tomo morning at 9.00 am) sick world. love

Saturday, October 4, 2008

for those who knew.

the gmachine killed it. lots of firsts in that thing. i technically now have a green machine. but still. i've never had a nice car.
r.i.p. love

Thursday, October 2, 2008

its time kiffy.

man this was fun. gorgen snapped some pica's. i was soaked. along with others. step1. fill up trucks with snow. 
step2. show up late and shovel the snow out.
something about riding over ice hockey shavings. i put abit in my mouth not thinking about some duder loogy'ing on the ice. so i just ate a jocks loog.
courteosy of a 4 wheeler thing with no key . we enjoi'd music. ie. bloc party remix. and cut copy. surprisingly no girl talk.
phil has a dope yard. im sure people know that! 
Kate was chilling on a box with anica when i got there. aha i over heard "let the men do it".  22 means man!
that is love. 
someone brang do-nuts. i was stoked.
colin was also stoked. 
the setup was super fun. 
josh and zach must of been pissed. with the water on there park.
dere's dem do.nuts. 
I worked with jay today.
I called him every ginge kid combo i could think of. he was actually getting offended at the end of it. and he's not even a ginge,. 
gorgen ain't a ginge either.
till 2.am . 
then we gargled on the mini ramp.
girls fall to!
this is my best pick of the photos.
thats the ender. sorry for the bore kids. not the ginge . called not having a ginge!. love 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

oh yeah..

my birthday was this past saturdayy. we ventured off to my cabin in the remote jungle of grindstone. supposed to leave at 6 ended up leaving at 9. 7 guys. 23 beers to share. and 3 packs of jolt cola.
jk
we rock banded. i lost at poker. and jungled hard.
4 beds 2 couches. people still slept in their cars. 
we carnied on the deck till early morning. i shotgun beers wrong. 
cheer.
they shotgun beer early.
willy showered. i didn't!
all you need is the roost! can make terrible food taste delish! meat diets are brutal. thats like 12 chickens. and a hip of a cow.
pizza was apparently sold at the store. sun chips starting at 5bucks. obv.
i hate movies where someone wastes time when the bad guys gonna be back soon. 
my sister came out saturday. we sang happy birthday.
the second night. we wur bbqing some steaks. i put a can of beans on the grill. i went back about a half hour later tried picking up the can. it wasn't hot but the juice spilt all over my hand went under my watch. burned the f outta my wrist. beans all over me.. 
i felt like this.
and then this.
then later like this.
reid was by far the most drunk i have ever seen him. i woke up in the morning to him wearing sunglasses still drinking "i had to finish all the booze". blaring phil colins in the air and iris by goo goo dolls? 
and i just got a long distance phone call from some representative from td bank. he went through his opening paragraph about take some survey. he went on and on for about 45 seconds. my only reply was . do i get paid. he laughed and that phone call was over. oh and i got a new paint job on the ride home. its like the opposite of willys old wagon. keep you beans hot. love

Monday, September 29, 2008

gettting off work at 10. pm. fn kill me

its so much fun to get off work late. and i am going snowboarding nowa.

but i feel GREAT. love you