Sunday, November 23, 2008

surprise gift.

Keegan and courtney are leaving to calgary. well in jan. or something. there was a surprise party at the tavern. i fell asleep. almost missed the big event. but yea. a couple pictures. oh and i just found out the grey cup was on today. man football is cool. and that movie fast and furios. tokyo drift. sucks. 
keegan shed a little turtle here. 
tears were flowing. beers wur barely getting served. jay was pissed a.detox b.asked for a water c.didn't get it d.i beat him at pool 
nero beat me at pool the next game. something about that game i don't like. possibly my skills. 
stony mountain opened up today. woke up bright and early. snow was soft. by noon it was softer. kids flying everywhere. i love when a kid smashes into me and then gets mad at me for being there. i thought i cracked my board but was to scared to look at it. it wasn't tho. i may have a rash from going through a bush and these things wur all over me. new style.
i had a deluxe egg nip for bfast. they put a tomato that was 2 inches thick in my bun. i broke 3rd in the germany stage for best time. "jam". i think i broke something in my hand again.. this is random
oh and i went bowling last night. get this. im embarrassed enough for being in a bowling league. i ended up getting dead last out of 5 dudes. i think the girls may have beet me. im gonna quit.
julie love thai as much as i do. we've argued who has eaten it first. i gave her that. but i think i take the "eaten the most" title. 
alot of my pictures didn't turn out. but steph was there. julie and jay came from lundar. 
people kept on showing up. the service kept getting worse and worse as the night went on.
my mom showed up after work. hammered some wine. 
it may come down to me being the last child in the house. or in my case adult. pretty bad. i know
everyone who owed me money seemed to pay at the same time. all of it in 20 dollar bills. im starving. keep fit and have fun. love

Friday, November 21, 2008

the red water panties.

watched borat again. he's pretty serious. also went out for nero's birthday. he didn't get as jungled as last year.  fn cold out today. i literally froze my fingers to a lock.  im to tired to type.
gaudet played 4 songs in a row. the thing is they wur all the same song. youd know it if you heard it.
tons of people ended up being there. it was packed. 
steve is growing his face out.
some people wur shitting there pants. phil.
chink self portrait. oh and today speaking of shit. i was in a house and there was like 10 little pugs running around this house. it smelt like piss. anyway i walked past this fresh piece of poo like 3 times then the one time im coming up the stairs i seen it smooshed. i check and didn't see anything on my shoes. so i goto get my shit signed and i smell shit. i thought the dude shit his pants. so i was grossed out. turns out i stepped in the shit. he smelt the shit. probly thought i shit my pants. when im thinking he shit his pants. but it was my shoe.
im actually lucky i didn't take off my shoes. that on a sock would suck. 
my lips are burning from this hot sauce. 
payback.
jungled.
nero last year.
not as good this year. its this surprise party right now. im late. love

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

-8.

this past spring me and some friendsers went snowboarding. its from my camera so choppy. we just filmed a couple runs. gorg did a quick edit lastnight. enjoy another youtube video youtube.

keep safe. love

rarrr

Regardless of who you are. you get scared. everyone gets scared. its natural. this movie is insane. its not that scary. but its pretty fn good. serious soundtrack. the music is cooced. definitely prepare to be hiding under your sweater or slouched in your seat. me and mymyryk probly would have survived. every house hold should have 2 to 4 guns. thats my new thing. especially when you live in the bush. then about 4-6 guns. And i will give someone 100 bux to goto my cabin by themselves and watch this movie. and chill for a night. actually thats not enough. like 300 bucks. let me know.

love.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

now and then.

For those of you that know me. i have tons of family. seems like every weekend is a birthday party. diner. thing. Im stoked about it tho. Kids flying around the house. screaming. fighting. laughing. all apart of life. kids are to funny. but yea. courtney my youngest sister turned 20. that seems old. so that makes me old. but i've been told i've aged well. not sure if it was sarcastic. but i just drank a tims coffee and am jacked. 
my sister enjoys puking. im not making fun of her. but she pukes in sinks. toilet. and when you drink rye and cokes. that stuff comes out black. i dunno. makes me sick thinking about it. And my writing is almost the egzact same as my dads. except for b's and e's.
im constantly trying to learn new things with my camera. people get pissed. keegans gone to calgary in two weeks or something. another name on the list for places to sleep free of charge. you know
I enjoy family coming over. a)they come over. b)there is always a good meal. c)in this case chinese. 
 missing julie and jay and the munchkins. 
who's ever birthday it is. they don't have a chance blowing out the candles. i don't remember being so stoked to blow those dangs this out. this is probably the best part of there night.
i pretended to bite the cake. this is part of the look i got.
I went snowboarding today to stony. they had a rail jam thing. so good. i fell at one point and screamed awkwardly girly mid air. steve broke his board. oh and i got snow in my ear and right nostrel. f i love winter. and i got a chocolate milk with a free pepperoni stick. you know
Went to keegans after. put my camera on the pool table. boris took advantage of that. so these nexties are bobo's. oh and his cat is a girl. and its named joseph. come on
jungle turd couldn't find the house. ended up half in a ditch. me kuzie and keegan goto get him out. cops are there. tell us to get back. all i see is kgod blowing into a breathalizerer. And the cops like blow harder! i thought he was done fore. anyway, notthing ended up happening. I ended up falling on my back cause the road was so icy. but wur all alive. 
jay can't eat: cheese.milk.wings.chips.crackers.steak.cookies.whitebread.cinnamonbuns. and pretty much everything else. and cassie. not literally but she can't eat those things either. they detox. 
keegan if your reading this i want that mini fridge. oh and i beet keegan two games in bowling tonite. he got 327 one game. people wur stoked. i was like uhhh. at least i got ping pong. speaking of. i beet him two games. he owes me 20. tried trading his clear dice bowling balls for the 20. no chance. im not gonna show up with these custom balls. and be throwing gutters. im already embarrassed enough.
jroc is killin it these days. he's related to joseph and gem. in a way.
stefano. if thats how you spell it. knows his computer shit. thank gosh.
im sitting here. check out my one chest hair. if you can find it. i don't get it. and yea. i don't know why only one grows. that shits heat. 
 





This Modern Love (Bloc Party cover) by Final Fantasy
check out this cover. for real . love zigone

Saturday, November 15, 2008

rthday happ.

kids make the world go round. avery is 2. first time in my life i have seen a pinyata in action. no lie. they are pretty serious!. hard to smash. those strings are supposed to be pulled one at a time. then one of them is a secret hatch. sounds dope to me to.
no one look! but claire!
mya took a swing at it. i think she hit herself in the head one swing. to good
so i had mya grabbing all the loot. she was stoked to load me up with candy
my shirt stinks. you know when you have a bunch of wet tshirts out of the wash., and you let them sit for like a day or two, then hang them up. and that smell. i cant smell anything else. 
finally this gift got open. like 100 pieces of fake food. i got stuffed off of it. and at this jjob  lastnight. this dude was talking to me. i couldn't understand anything he was saying, i was trying to give a demo and he's like asking tons of questions. all in which i replied yeah man. i felt bad. i need to learn new languages apparently. 
jump in the crowd
did you hear about the pirate with the stomach problem?
he was suffering from DiaRhRREEEA. love

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

lets piss the bed!

Courtney is 19 or 20? i think 20. we went out monday night. i come home from work and people wur drinking at my house. i killed a couple cats at ping pong. 
The plan was head to the pal. too packed. ended up meeting some friends at tyc... 
turns out it is a wedding social for some dude... tons of poeple. it was like a bar but we ended up coming in at like midnight. lights on. raffles going/. people staring. moms dancing. yea. 
the lights went out and it turned into the usual grime tyc night. courtney owes me.
somebody had the worst gas. honestly i gagged.
air'n out bro.
steve and his dad wur there!. shots got flowing.
jeff was jungled. and somebody yelled "nice fn touque" to me. 
i get this all the time. but from my sister was low.
jenga was walking around the whole night with this same expression. 
gaudet trying... to smile...
natalie hasseled me for this. 
jeff had the camera for abit. he papped.
outside and vegas and woze roll up. open the gate. nero comes in half an hour later. yelling. claiming he watched us through a window and said we ignored him. then my camera died.
can never have enough rooster. thanks father.
So i get to my afternoon call. get in there and see this f'n tree. i don't even know if they know. it confused me. its backwards. but there is a bigger star on top?  the dude kept going on the balcony and coughing up loogeys. and spitting them below. aha k. and i setup the tv and internet. instantly he's on this chat thing. webcam full torque. i see this chick eating noodles or something. i walked behind him and made like a awkward face to the camera. kinda one you' would do to a kid. but to make sure no ones looking. i dunno. that tree is cooced. love