"im gonna fall in love with...... everything. " is the joke.

im back again. so handsome its insane. snowboarding is so good. but i miss mini ramp. living on my own is a nightmare. i do laundry... make food. make my lunch. supper. im pretty mature. 

this is the peak 2 peak gondola. people announce it as " gond-dola" or "gond-alla". or some use it as "gonj-ola". russel. 
this thing is high as f@ck. people jumped off skydiving. or basejumping. oh. and i was in there yesterday. there was a mass. weeeed session. i did not partake.
my new custom gouge. babes dig it.
this is as of 20 minutes ago. and its still falling. 
i found that dang hole in my air mattress. 
previous owners of this place wur paper mashay'ers. they mashay'ed the shit out of the toilet.. coincedence.
our fridge has nothing. but im stacked on food. i bought a 8 dollar cheese wiz. toast. best combo. and i bought polski orgorki's. and pizza. pops. eggos. cereererereial. and a sowing kit. which i don't know how to use. 

gargoyle games like woze. you know the jaw movements. oh and jay. thanks a f@ckn ton for the xbox. its a huge hit. don't freeze to bad with those cabinets. come out.
gargoyle camel'd it hard. these reek. 
my room at night. honestly best thing i brought was my lava lamp. shits be ballin.
we stopped at some road. sky was nice. water was nice. this is just after kamloops.  
lil kitties be following me everywhere.
this little turd is an orphan cat. we are watching it for who knows how long. first it was for new years. now for a couple days. the best thing is. when it came here the first time. it was super shy and wouldn't really play. now its back for the second time. thinking it runs the place. but i can't use my phone. so if you need me . text me. here are special text messages i received today. "I took a stinky dump. It's foul smell and texture reminds me of you and your breath" . aha k. "I got drunk. Pooed my pants....it reminded me of you." if your wondering who this sick f'n mind would be. don't check out this website! love

36 hours of hell. not really tho

I am here alive. the drive was longer than anyone would want to spend in a car. i left with somewhat short notice. the smell was brutal. my hair. greasy. missing bags. car bagging. going 60 up steep hills. you know.  the yuge. 

my car was packed to the brim. gargoyle decided to bring about 40 2l bottles of pop. and bags of chicken wings. he's actually still living off those wings to this minute.
i havent had internet in like a week. it felt kind of good. but now i have signal at the trailer wur staying in. i also ditched this tomato because tomatos are gross. 
the roads wur super sketchy. tons of snow. steep drops to the right. it was a good time. 
my car actually made it to whistler. 26 hours of driving in total. wipers wur sucking. this was gorgs view most of the ride. oh and i got a headlight ticket. keegan owes me. i know your reading this.
we took many wrong turns. this one took us into the clouds. the drive is worth if for the views you get alone of the scenery. 
stopped by kates. mansion. she had tiny oranges.
we are staying in the middle of buttf@ck nowhere. but its super peaceful. i may be a bush man.
I've tooken over the wood man position. i chop wood and this random kitty always rolls up. its purrs tons. its back hair has a bunch of tangles tho. oh and i need a haircut. its gettin tangly.
this is our joint. im stoked on the wood stove. i got a room with no door. but i got a old mattress to use as a door. phil has a door. im pissed. 
the dude wur renting from has 40 acres of land. it had been snowing for awhile. today was finally sunny. i didnt take out my camera tho. i havent' been doing much since i got here. ride all day. come home. eat. sleep. then do it all over again. 
this is my room. the air mattress is shit. i wake up all hours pumping it up. i need shelving. ive been slacking on the posts due to no connection. but ill be back. take care. love

zargon

seroius.

love.

"happy sexy merry christmas turkey nuts"

it is christmas today. i am leaving tomorow.  i received to many christmas texts. christmas to me is over rated. i enjoy it cause it brings family together. kids flying. screaming. jungling. to full of turkey. beers and cigs. fake laughing non stop. im to tired. but if you get a chance lets eat tomorow. and if i don't see you take care. stay safe. and freestyle all night. 

love

santa's gonna knock you out.

the polls are in. i am 12% handsome. thats decent. the whole poll was rigged. people wur hammering away at that stinky breath vote. most likely the same person. but i will challenge anyone to a breath off. basically we get judges and yea. see who the winner is.  honestly who would vote for rippy gitchies. thats awkwurd.

me and brent barely made it into the shred premiere. it was a steam house. went to pyramid after. tons of people. havent seen andrew in a while. alyo.
the whole premiere. i was boiling hot and kinda sweating. i had a beer stashed. someone got there beer snagged by "movie security". 
rossong shreds snow to. ya know
i cannot do shots of jd. i will puke on or around you. true fact
chink was pappying. i enjoi his camera. 
stoked for santa
i slipped full force walking into the bar. keep it casual.
marky b and coffee 

i am starving.

iknow for a fact he voted stinky breath!

i won 40 bux in the vlts. 
me and my babe!
cheetam was driving and singing. i thought i caught him on camera. but he just no handed r.
K. if this doesn't make you smile. i will punch you in the face twice. and torpedo will 1  2 you.
turtle jimmied his tooth. "i was so drunk". don't drink and skate. or else you'll lose your outside corner of your front right tooth. obv.
brother and sister.
this is what created the poll.  mature.
this dance move has spread countryside.
steve had my camera for abit. there was lots of babe pics.
that hair is super smooth. 
demonic. or retonic?
santa clause came early.
nealon caught phil on this this jump catch move thing. i was stoked.
sowyourjeens. getchialattes. veggiesburgs. thai. sushi. hotchocolate. karma. newyearsresolutions. haircuts. shower. notpunchedintheface. orinthethroat.. merry christmas. love