parkades.

parkades are cold.  we are currently skating and drinking a beer. i lost in skate. my getup is long johns with my hoody tucked in. thats pretty much why i lost. 

if you have an "iphone". get the game ibowl. and beat my score. im ranked 14000th in the world. 
phil graffiti'd the gondola window. he's mentally specail. but has nice teeth.
phil and anica cuddle soo hard in the gondola. we wur stalled for 20 minutes in the thing. i contemplated suicide while phil and anica made out.
my feet haven't been stinking. 
everyday my board gets worse and worse. i caught a edge going mach speed. 

aftermath. wur out. time for pineapple express. phil keeps calling me bren. oh and my car's heat doesn't work no more. so i have to leave the window open as a defog. so.  a.its colder inside the car than outside. b.my feet freeze. c.im still handsome. someone fix my car. love

poopsicles and rain.

I am currently in a parkade. we are getting internet monday. for one day we had it at the house but 3 laptops connected must have blew that persons router up. so much facebooking. phil anice and gorgen are competing for most notifications. yea. people keep walking by and staring. but here i am blogging and interneting. I am getting internet for monday. i falling in love with how this hole topic is based on internet. 

everything around whistler is carney's. i think it must be some big brand name. company. gang?.
my phone takes shit pictures. also the rendevous doesn't have a microwave. i resorted to cooking frozen pizza pops in a boiling hot cup of water. don't try it.
gorgen almost burnt down the place. i wake up from a nap. come to the living room. he's sitting there facebooking. im like "whats that smell". he's like "i dunno". i go into the next room and it was filled with smoke. the blanked caught on fire. somehow. i still think he was trying to kill us. anyway. i saved the day. another notch on the karma belt.
blue. we lost the kitty today. well i didn't. i geuss it got out last night. phil franticly searched for it. woke me up. no signs of kitty. apparently it was under the deck or something. i ended up buying it catnip. it didn't like it. phil decided to pour it in its food dish. that may be the reason it went missing.
we took a drive to vancouver yesterday. tons of weird waterfalls along the highway. pretty nice scenery. 
everyone bugs me for facebooking on my iphone. if you had access you would to. 
i sat backseat with mega. she wasn't stoked on leaving.
I have never been to vancouver but i have heard of hastings. im not sure if its bad. or whatever. but there was alot of beauts walking around.
everyone seemed to have nice cars. im thinking of putting this dash in my escort. 
traffic authority pulled over phil. he started crying. it was awkward. he kept asking for a bandaid. i dunno. 

we got caught in the middle of a intersection at a red light. these cars wur pissed. they wurn't stoked i took this picture.
yea i can throw that high. 
went to some lake thing. everyone had umbrellas. planes wur taking off and landing. pretty boring. 
that building being built has a grass roof.
vancouver is pretty nice. they have grass and plants still. i wouldn't be stoked on all the rain tho. 
i got sea sick walking on these walkways in the water. almost fainted. not a big deal. 
i feel like such a tourist. camera. found a umbrella. but still handsome. 
pollution? 
phil did some trickss. 
mega trying to fly away. 
i walked around with a starbucks tea. felt awkwurd holding the cup itself. 
My new buy. got it at ikea. organization is key. take care of yourselves. love

"im gonna fall in love with...... everything. " is the joke.

im back again. so handsome its insane. snowboarding is so good. but i miss mini ramp. living on my own is a nightmare. i do laundry... make food. make my lunch. supper. im pretty mature. 

this is the peak 2 peak gondola. people announce it as " gond-dola" or "gond-alla". or some use it as "gonj-ola". russel. 
this thing is high as f@ck. people jumped off skydiving. or basejumping. oh. and i was in there yesterday. there was a mass. weeeed session. i did not partake.
my new custom gouge. babes dig it.
this is as of 20 minutes ago. and its still falling. 
i found that dang hole in my air mattress. 
previous owners of this place wur paper mashay'ers. they mashay'ed the shit out of the toilet.. coincedence.
our fridge has nothing. but im stacked on food. i bought a 8 dollar cheese wiz. toast. best combo. and i bought polski orgorki's. and pizza. pops. eggos. cereererereial. and a sowing kit. which i don't know how to use. 

gargoyle games like woze. you know the jaw movements. oh and jay. thanks a f@ckn ton for the xbox. its a huge hit. don't freeze to bad with those cabinets. come out.
gargoyle camel'd it hard. these reek. 
my room at night. honestly best thing i brought was my lava lamp. shits be ballin.
we stopped at some road. sky was nice. water was nice. this is just after kamloops.  
lil kitties be following me everywhere.
this little turd is an orphan cat. we are watching it for who knows how long. first it was for new years. now for a couple days. the best thing is. when it came here the first time. it was super shy and wouldn't really play. now its back for the second time. thinking it runs the place. but i can't use my phone. so if you need me . text me. here are special text messages i received today. "I took a stinky dump. It's foul smell and texture reminds me of you and your breath" . aha k. "I got drunk. Pooed my pants....it reminded me of you." if your wondering who this sick f'n mind would be. don't check out this website! love

36 hours of hell. not really tho

I am here alive. the drive was longer than anyone would want to spend in a car. i left with somewhat short notice. the smell was brutal. my hair. greasy. missing bags. car bagging. going 60 up steep hills. you know.  the yuge. 

my car was packed to the brim. gargoyle decided to bring about 40 2l bottles of pop. and bags of chicken wings. he's actually still living off those wings to this minute.
i havent had internet in like a week. it felt kind of good. but now i have signal at the trailer wur staying in. i also ditched this tomato because tomatos are gross. 
the roads wur super sketchy. tons of snow. steep drops to the right. it was a good time. 
my car actually made it to whistler. 26 hours of driving in total. wipers wur sucking. this was gorgs view most of the ride. oh and i got a headlight ticket. keegan owes me. i know your reading this.
we took many wrong turns. this one took us into the clouds. the drive is worth if for the views you get alone of the scenery. 
stopped by kates. mansion. she had tiny oranges.
we are staying in the middle of buttf@ck nowhere. but its super peaceful. i may be a bush man.
I've tooken over the wood man position. i chop wood and this random kitty always rolls up. its purrs tons. its back hair has a bunch of tangles tho. oh and i need a haircut. its gettin tangly.
this is our joint. im stoked on the wood stove. i got a room with no door. but i got a old mattress to use as a door. phil has a door. im pissed. 
the dude wur renting from has 40 acres of land. it had been snowing for awhile. today was finally sunny. i didnt take out my camera tho. i havent' been doing much since i got here. ride all day. come home. eat. sleep. then do it all over again. 
this is my room. the air mattress is shit. i wake up all hours pumping it up. i need shelving. ive been slacking on the posts due to no connection. but ill be back. take care. love

zargon

seroius.

love.