7 days ago.

i got back. armpits were unusually sweaty. courtney needed help moving her stuff. 

coffee-ana-gitch got suckered in for the move. he froze his little toezies.
later we roll to tonys. decided to get smelly on the couch. wowa
just gimme da beats.
vern vern'd. 
jay can't drive after 9pm.
ryan got 872. later threw the same haymakers anonymously .
milo was killing it. 
phil, anica and brent showed up. i don't have any pics of them but this one of phil. #2 crazy 8's champ
i didn't wanna post this because i have a bad look going on. but everyone else is good. i shoulda just cropped it. not
keegan drank on the plane ride to winnipeg from calgary. gets in at midnight. comes straight out to meet us. determination to get grimey.
this is actually my face. with gundershpeel globa. heavy weight in 6 countries.
milk is to good dude. love

slack.

i have been slacking. im back in bc now so it will get better. just came home from winnipeg. to good. lots of friends. family. little kids. the hole weekend was super busy. if i didn't see you sorry. i have about 1000 pictures from the weekend. next post will be all pictures. 

on another note. we did a massive house/trailer clean. i got 3rd in crazy 8's. i had to clean the bathroom. it wasn't bad until i had to pull the shit out of the drain for the shower. i will never do that again. i gagged until my stomach was sore. there was a clump of hair. that . i don't even wanna think about how long. i can honestly say i will never do that again. miss u. love

whizzler.

rarr. from streetsmokes on Vimeo.
2 days. my poor editing skills. and i don't speak french. a little bit tho. love

wednesday should be spelt wensday.

snowed out of my car. so fun. frozen shut doors. no heat. well a little. sleep on a pullout couch with a big bean bag as a pillow. surprisingly good.

tinsley's artistic touch. i suck at art. well most parts of it. but my mind is so artistic. i have to pack. vern i hope you get to handle my bag. someones gonna snap.
rebelled against health care. 
immediately regretted it. jk. love

juice

phils wants a golden retriever puppy. he also wants it to stay a puppy forever. my reply was get a weiner dog. when they're babies how big are they. imagine a actual hot dog weiner sized dog. woof. also i have the worst luck with doctors. ie. not getting my cast off. she's like come back next week and we'll take it off and xray it again. im like. yo i had a ct scan already and there were 3 breaks. whats a xray gonna do. it can't see the breaks. shes like uhhhh. im like. return your fake breasts.

jack and jane have been married 8 years. dog love

this cat has teeth.

monday again. everyone probly bummed the week is starting. on the other hand it snowed 30 cms lastnight. which isn't alot. but right now it seems massive for snow in whistler. went and found snow. insane snow in some spots. hip deep. realized how shitty my board is in deep snow. saw one of those skiiers that don't have the heels locked in eat shit. i laughed. which automatically gives me bad karma. 

last night shmoke and a pancake existed. i was in aw.
coffee ana gitch pulled from my phone album.  you can see the steam lines coming from him. 
so we find these cliffs. well rocks. i decide to go another way. find myself in a sketchy situation. phil.marc.tinsley.and brent are at the bottom of this face. im trying to find a line to go down. when i see cracks starting in the snow. i move slowly. they get bigger. they're yelling at me from the bottom to keep going right cause theres a bunch of rocks below. im trying not to trigger this slide thats gonna sweep me with it down onto them. i wish i had a camera. but i made it out. the whole time i thought i was done because i had laughed at that skier earlier. 
turns out my karma reward is severe grandpa hand. no one can beat this. 6 hours of a soaking sock glove. nacho platters and beers after. a cast hand can't throw darts. hot tub to help my back. love

keen and reckon. my 2 new words

its raining and snowing. we took the day off. i attempted to wash my car for the first time with the hose. and its worse than it was before somehow. brents cooking breakfast and its 3 pm. we got bacon. eggs. hamm. toast with cheese wiz. obv. killer killer. danka gorgen.

i made what was left of my bread. does it matter if you pull off the mold?. 
we went to tapleys. its a pub where will words. i got smoked at that hockey game thats in the bubble thing. 
waiting in this bus stop for half an hour is usually the norm. everytime we pretty much miss it. tinsley is back so we celebrated his bddday.
phil misses anica. we had a competition walking around. getting judged on our teeth. i got the gold. phil got silver. marc got bronze. phil was pissed cause he had braces for 2 years. it must be my tooth brush.
watson was done. but got his 2nd wind later. 
gorgen hammering black bull. i tried it. one of the main ingredients is windex. i swore it anyways.
tinsleys finger is crooked as f. that metal brace is strictly for the ladys. if they seen it without it they would throw up. or be more attracted. i dunno. its sunday. 
marc.phil. and i had another competition. who was the best looking. im not gonna go into details.  but justice was served. i won at least half. and i got third to this one girl who thought phil was number one. my jaw is to big.
i can't really remember the show. i just remember alot of "t-dot"  yells. and them chugging vodka.
apparently you can lose your ear. and they (science bros) can take your dna and grow your exact same shape ear on a mouses back. your body will not reject it either. man. i wish i was more into my science studies. f that chart of elements. love

boneskies.

its friday. this is from the weekend. last weekend. i can't remember any of the good stories. tinsley is back. kardinal tonite.

marc bought a truck. we decided to go see murder city devils. traffic makes you want to throw up. 
got into the show somehow. couldn't leave. 5.75 a beer. waiting and waiting. cap lori opens up. she is mellow good. 
past lives was up next. my wallet was sore at this point. 
murder city devils. cool show.
bounce from the show. this dude was posting up slangn hot dogs. clearly sanitary.
just cook the roost bro.
some people have talent. this dude didn't. still enjoyed his 16 cents i had. 
marc hooked this chick up with a lighter. i asked if i could take a photo. she replies" im a bit cracked out". the more crackery looking the better the picture is.
i somehow get lost on a street. construction going on everywhere. i ran into these ladies. before this pic there was 2 homeless dudes just standing and staring at the window. i can run at least 26 kph for about 5 seconds. 
i get super lucky. the hostel we got was like a block from the show. and conveniently 2 blocks away for my ct scan in the morning. 
so im waiting in this radiology ward in the hospital. see a pay phone. call home. as im talking the nurse comes out and calls me. say my goodbyes. hang up the phone. but it like falls off and makes a loud noise in this quite room. the lady that was watching me the whole time gives me the dirtiest look i have ever been given. i was in shock. walking away i turn back. and shot her with one of the ugliest faces i could make. her face was priceless.. can that be bad karma?
everyone has these luxury cars and rims. some people are all about showing what they have. or how much money they make. man i drive a 1999 ford escort wagon. money in the bank.
apparently i look like a homeless dude named randy. this homeless dudes like. "man you look like randy. but your not homeless. and don't have a dog with you". its also nice when you see someone you haven't seen and they're like "you look like a bum". must be my dangerous nose.
go up to grouse. insane view. they had a 48 hour shred going on. 52 bones for as long as you want. no sleeping tho. icy conditions. nice sunset. cold pitchers for 18.25.  this dude paul gave us a tour of the hill. f van is nice. fk that cambie bridge tho. 
went to the park royal mall after. they had a awards thing for a halfpipe comp at seymour.  babes. not really.
the flying tomato won. i didn't wanna post this. the dude who got second. run looked alot better. my goal was to snag whites wallet and give the money to will . i felt sorry for his game.
+1 uptop is pretty good.  and whats the deal with skiing. not skiing but the whole poles deal. some dudes rock no poles. half poles. full poles. id really like to know. love

lolzzy's. wow

broke. wednesday. out of hot sauce. learnt 2 more tricks. going out. so not that broke. bye anica. thanks for the room phil. man im sweaty.

this video has 34,275,743 hits on youtube. i haven't seen it yet. the chances are you have seen it. i think i might have a chance at something like this. these are some replies to his video:

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sometimes i just read comments on videos. love

we just wanna kidnap you.

today was a late start. end up riding blackcomb. start riding black park. everythings good. camera gets pulled out. first trick being filmed i knuckle the step up on a late back 1. nothing hard. but i felt like i had died. cartwheeled. people yelling from the chair. hip feeling like its not apart of my body no more. the BEST. 

last night we go out. we park in some underground garage. phil parks crooked in this stall. pretty much blocks this other car that was beside us in. i looked. assessed the situation. If the car really wanted to get out it could. so. this was the note in the morning. douche.
k. if you actually read this. this is a crazy story. get ready. so trevor (photo above) is out of the hospital. he is lucky to be alive. i picked him up from sqwaumish today and i got my car back. it was 400 bones and the heat still doesn't work. no tail lights. no interior lights. but the radio works. anyways. trevor told me the craziest story. here it goes. the day he fell. he was driving up to the mountain with a homie. he decided to be a nice guy and hook up 3 random hitch hikers from over seas with a ride up to the mountain. as they were getting out at base 2. the one chick from romania?. asked if trevor and his homie believed in god. the dude he was with said no. and trevor says yes. so the chick asks trevor if he would like to say a prayer with her. trevor is like sure. so she makes him repeat what she was saying. at the end. all he remembers from it is repeating " god will come into your heart. and if you except him a miracle will happen". 3 lifts later he passed out on the chair. fell 25 feet flat onto his stomach. he is lucky to be alive. i believe.
on another note. anica just walk up and says. "you have fecal matter on my tooth brush". apparently. when you flush the toilet all the bacteria goes in the air. hence on your tooth brush that is on the counter. always put it in a cupboard. i was just bragging today about my white spaceteeth. love