biere forte.

good friday. ate meet but it was before i knew it was today. late shred. wet feet. bad skies. good times.

trying.
bbq bro.
woke up. this mini ramp is dope.
drive by these waterfalls everyday. went there yesterday. 1.5 km walk by myself. running part of it.
r.i.p.
ate a apple.
walked down the sketchiest rocks. later we find out they havent found a body that went down.
phil contemplating. still didn't know
giant skeets.
we bounced. love

chai tea and cheese toast.

When you are out of towels. people use hair dryers. and apparently you get pink eye when someone farts on your pillow.

i got the new 09' bauer vapors. tested them out on the halfpipe. raw edit

roller coasters aren't safe. no thanks. and is bread still good if you pull off the moldy edges? love

spaceboarding.

steve erkel SYNDROME...

i can shred again. love

much a finny-d.

Here is my "mastermind plan". it was thought about half an hour before i left for van. some would call it genius. i call it bad karma. but it was for a good reason. you sleep 33% of your life. so you have to be comfortable.

I slept on this for 3 months. the last month i was waking up on the floor. constant patching. im gonna break it down. it took about 1800 pumps to fill the bed from flat. i was ranging 300-600 pumps a night to top it off. the last month i was using a blow dryer. then 200 pumps. so. i calculated. thats at least 32,400 pumps. serious.
Phil had gotten this bed for christmas. the plan starts off as soon as you crank your old mattress into this box.
walmart has a 90 day warranty return policy. I didn't know this. i claimed i got it for christmas and i didn't have the receipt. it was past the 90 days so she couldn't do it. i spoke to the manager. she opened the box. and said everything was all good. at that point i was ready to just leave.
found the same bed.
nervously killing time by taking a photo of my feet.
she has a built in pump. stiffness thing. stays inflated. i know its bad karma. but i think sleep is important. and its walmart. they fired my friend and didn't pay him the 450 bones they owed him. so in a way its reverse karma for them.
cheers to a new bed. love

furs and a Benz. gramps wantin em.

just killed a spider with a blow torch. love

we can drive around.

wasps are already out. sun beaming.

phil sleds in caves.

ghosts are everywhere.
this is the first time i have seen this plant in person. they're 10 bones.
this dude got craned out of his house to get married.

this monkey was the first. not the russians. mad street credit. and i thought of a master plan of getting a new bed. ill let you know if it works. drive these skids to van. love

1%.

its sunday. im driving josh and dylan to vancouver tomorrow for there overdue plane rides home. they wur gonna pay greyhound 50 bones each for the ride. then i masterminded a plan to make 100 bones and take them myself. is that bad karma? cause they'd have more fun with me than greyhound.

front 3 near death.
the reactions.
phil somehow found the spot. fb.
i am bad with names. but thats the dude that owned the truck.
fridge busted yesterday. sour cream ruined.

my boots smell worse than our garbage can.
"that was enreeky englasiass" new term for when someone fanny burps.
dylan and josh must be related to steve craveiro.
dylans headphones are worth more than my car. get paid.
i have a spider bite on my foot.
i just thought of another idea. if i goto the greyhound bus loop tomorrow and try to get someone else in the car. there is potential of 100+ bones.
and possibly a lunch out of the deal aswell.
thinking about it. can make you money.
calgary for a week.

flying birds down south.
my face is burnt.
apparently this diaper just appeared out of thin air.
phil has been nuking through his diaper supply.
my computer has 2% battery left. hope you enjoi'd the pointless facts. westjet has kill deals on right now. love

left dry.

I can't sleep. drive to van in 5 hours. went swimming tonite. first time ever seeing a pedophile at the pool. this dude was creeping hard. i think we busted his game. so he started following us around the pool. coo coo. and this other dude at the pool had his bathing suit jacked up in the front. and the back was lower. people are cooked.

saniuk's sick edit. gypsy mob killin it. love.