torgs.

We went to osbourne the other night. Streets were closed. Lots of drunk people. And I stubbed my toe on a crack in the street. pissed.
These beer garden's closed at 12. Catching up with a few old friends, I kept hearing someone like yelling under there breath. I kept looking behind me and seeing this chick, but no one around her. so i started creepin to see what she was upto. I geuss she worked at the zoo? garbage pickin cans out of the trash. I think she caught me takin a picture... no lawsuits.
This dude was killin it. Zombie crawl slash walk. I think my arms are as long as his.
This is kinda awkward. if thats how you spell it. I've never seen anyone puke in a push-up position. till that nite. 
"kenny" gets head-locked? by officers of crime.
These officers ordered these girls a cab. I wish i had capabilities of that nature.
After i took that photo above. I looked behind me and everyone was gone. Wondered into hi-fi. These 2 are the first individuals i recognized.
I was greeted with a beer. That makes up for mistakes! 
messed around with my camera. current problems with my camera. a.) dust slash hair on the sensor   b.) zoom does not work. possibly a small spring.   c.) shutter butttttton is done.      anyone know anything about warranty let me know.  
This looks something like my screen saver.
I went to the beach. This was sitting shot.gun
I've never seen so many cars in birds hill parking lot. it was rediculous. too many people. to much muscle. to much sun. i didn't help on those subjects.
A dude snuck this pup on the beach. I want a dog. but bigger.
Convincing people that tanning oil makes a better tan can be hurtful. He cooked it on himself to. I felt bad. He felt it about an hour later. the damage was done.
He isn't blind. but she is cute.
People swim in this. I'm guilty but at least i acknowledge the filth. And shower after entering. 
Someone parked this bad boy by my sandals.  I have my suspects.
Tony brings cooked kd to the beach as a meal. and some sort of hashbrown things? reid got it on his shirt. and my camera.

Traffic was insane. couldn't find a spot. ended up blocking some cars in. karma came back and wouldn't let me out. boutet was one of the cars i blocked. I yelled as someone let me in and i was driving away, that he'll never get out of there. I wonder if he's still there. I can't tell stories.
Puke is gross. I smell it, im done for. how bummed would you be if you stepped in random vomit. aka puke. id be pissed. We are the champions by queen just came on itunes shuffle. How good would it be to have camera's setup and a host of some sort, walk up after you stepped in this blaring that song. priceless.

"I love em, I don't leave em, i got a vasectomy.. now i can't breed em"

If anyone missed this. thats a good thing... who remembers shazaam?

Oh canada?

I've been busy all weekend? seriously. Last week I had some beers at the Reid residence. Asshole is quite the game. 
We got these 5 years ago at durty grand beach. Kevin's used it for his only key (house) since then. 

I like the backround finger in this. People avoid me because of pictures.. 
Reid's grandma's house is up for sale. I remember getting junior's fatboys and heading there with a 12. of jolt that is? 
Happy fingers. and the infamous rob d. no lawsuits..
Nicest lady. Don't buy the house tho. 
Mega came to my niece's bday party. She read some fitness mag on the way there. And Teen Wolf is on. channel 22.
Abby's 3rd birthdate.  She later cried due to water inhalation. 
I got some sweet nieces! kyla was the first. Now im a uncle 5 times. love
Everyone was chilling. Jay tried fixing my air conditioning. it blew up all over.
Mega swings pretty good. She lets me take pictures.
My sister's house in lundar. I'm in a huge tree fort thing. it had a telescope.
I haven't swung on swings for quite a while. it was a doozy.
I always enjoi the part where they blow out the candles.  I think we sang happy birthday twice. 
Abby is 3. Merry bday.
Jay's quite the host. Mya was covered with sucker then had a bath. my car is in the backround. not to brag.
Serious wheelies. tought light.
Last shot of the night. Thanks for the hospitality beaman family.     On another note, Canada day is tomorow. I went to the beach yesterday and today. I'm burnt to a crisp. Tomorrow is cliff jumping? stay tuned for more updates. literally. Long weekends are hard for blog updates. love ben

rainstorms.

A reason I like my name is,   you know when you play a arcade and sometimes they ask you for your anitials? well for all the regular people they're like thinking of there middle name and trying to figure it out. But , i just type ben. or even jam. 
happy fingers! and a sweet duee haw.
I called up mister williamson. We took it back 6 years, and skated the pads and stairs.
Steven and I tried getting a ollie north.  And i was stoked jorg and steve came. to tyndall
aha mega eats cereal out of sissy cups. First time ive ever seen something like that.
Double proper manner nose grab. You know how you gotta stand at a event or like a wedding etc. This is how your supposed to cross them but like over your lap. Serios.
So good. He skinned his flanges getting this. my timing is way off
I've tooken a pee in that back corner before. And if you can see that beam above that crosses roof things? way back a twin named andy cruzed over that. and we used to play pelt on these steps. you had to hold the door handles and bend over. and that concrete line was the throwing line. but there never was such a thing.
head and shoulders nose and tose! grab
Jeff rolled up! sick bike. tons of mosquitos tho.
honestly thats a mini squid. i don't think id ever eat the head part.
I come across so much graffiti while im at work. karen loves jon. sheena banged ronnie. etc. this dude had good colour tho. 
dudes have it pretty easy. when in rome
I got my neon cast off. I went to this place at 800 sherbrook today. it reminded me of that movie the fugitive. when theres that part where they're making bionic arms and stuff. way off topic. but this arm can breath now. best part about it. WATERPROOF.
carney tan, hairy, peeling skin, and smell. Love Ben!