Monday, July 7, 2008

My sister and niece claire. she's super scared of me. but sucha princess. love
aha i came across some teeth. turns out there possibly may be one of mine in there. they do look awful gurly tho. except the one on the bottom right. aha its like a dog tooth.
russel is back killing it. I thought my camera broke and i was pretty pissed all night. turns out the batteries had been dead. thats twice its happened. I still currently have pizza stains on my cast thing. and my hair stinks today for some reason. 
kevin picked me up to pick up my car. we attempted to golf swing. or at least i did. i may have gotten a rash from the handle of the club. i swear i think there is always something going on with my body. i eat so healthy. makes no sense.
Marina, troy and avery bought a house. Its pretty fn nice. 
the backyard has a jungle growing tho.
the basement is full of weapons. I didn't know bow-an-arrows still existed. and there was a box of hair...? weird. and i hit my head on the lowered roof thing. many more times to come.
This looks dangerous. but it had a lock on it. and he has some big closet lock safe. 
I've come to realize my nose consumes 60 percent of my face. nose flarring. boogs and all. i have a zit in my eyebrow. didn't know that was possible. 
My dads birthday yesterday! Tons of grandkids running around. he has 4 daughters and 5 grand daughters. like i've said before, i'm a miracle.
for the past couple years there's been a competition who stays on the top mantel thing. its pretty funny.  chop's bday today. congrats. this is a message i recieve. "Smell of shit and cheap perfume..PAL?" unbelievably true. keep fit have fun. love

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Started off going to tony's homie alex's house. well upstairs apartment. dope. 
a possible vodka fan?.
serious chill in this attic porch pad thing. jam what you can into the windows to keep them open. 
old school toilets. in old school houses. this toilet seems pretty good tho. must be a upgrade.
What i was told would be a 10 minute walk. turned into 45. not stoked. but there air was fresh. tons of skeets. and a bottle of 2l of swish.
b-side. im still trying to figure the meaning out. 
before.
after.
aha ripping out bus stop signs? terrible karma. but the look on someone's face in the morning would be pretttty good. they gotta goto work. and they're like where the f. is the bus stop?
the duder walked through this after. karma?
jag. peer pressure by the person i peer pressure.
every thursday i get the text. or i give the text. i just like the pizzza.
3.00 am chilling!
my new pup. she's a babe. 

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Im going to hell.





This is not to laugh at. Im sure its acting. but when they take off there clothes it gets greasy. and that crawl is pretty sick. love ben

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

torgs.

We went to osbourne the other night. Streets were closed. Lots of drunk people. And I stubbed my toe on a crack in the street. pissed.
These beer garden's closed at 12. Catching up with a few old friends, I kept hearing someone like yelling under there breath. I kept looking behind me and seeing this chick, but no one around her. so i started creepin to see what she was upto. I geuss she worked at the zoo? garbage pickin cans out of the trash. I think she caught me takin a picture... no lawsuits.
This dude was killin it. Zombie crawl slash walk. I think my arms are as long as his.
This is kinda awkward. if thats how you spell it. I've never seen anyone puke in a push-up position. till that nite. 
"kenny" gets head-locked? by officers of crime.
These officers ordered these girls a cab. I wish i had capabilities of that nature.
After i took that photo above. I looked behind me and everyone was gone. Wondered into hi-fi. These 2 are the first individuals i recognized.
I was greeted with a beer. That makes up for mistakes! 
messed around with my camera. current problems with my camera. a.) dust slash hair on the sensor   b.) zoom does not work. possibly a small spring.   c.) shutter butttttton is done.      anyone know anything about warranty let me know.  
This looks something like my screen saver.
I went to the beach. This was sitting shot.gun
I've never seen so many cars in birds hill parking lot. it was rediculous. too many people. to much muscle. to much sun. i didn't help on those subjects.
A dude snuck this pup on the beach. I want a dog. but bigger.
Convincing people that tanning oil makes a better tan can be hurtful. He cooked it on himself to. I felt bad. He felt it about an hour later. the damage was done.
He isn't blind. but she is cute.
People swim in this. I'm guilty but at least i acknowledge the filth. And shower after entering. 
Someone parked this bad boy by my sandals.  I have my suspects.
Tony brings cooked kd to the beach as a meal. and some sort of hashbrown things? reid got it on his shirt. and my camera.
Traffic was insane. couldn't find a spot. ended up blocking some cars in. karma came back and wouldn't let me out. boutet was one of the cars i blocked. I yelled as someone let me in and i was driving away, that he'll never get out of there. I wonder if he's still there. I can't tell stories.
Puke is gross. I smell it, im done for. how bummed would you be if you stepped in random vomit. aka puke. id be pissed. We are the champions by queen just came on itunes shuffle. How good would it be to have camera's setup and a host of some sort, walk up after you stepped in this blaring that song. priceless.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

"I love em, I don't leave em, i got a vasectomy.. now i can't breed em"



If anyone missed this. thats a good thing... who remembers shazaam?

Monday, June 30, 2008

Oh canada?


I've been busy all weekend? seriously. Last week I had some beers at the Reid residence. Asshole is quite the game. 
We got these 5 years ago at durty grand beach. Kevin's used it for his only key (house) since then. 
I like the backround finger in this. People avoid me because of pictures.. 
Reid's grandma's house is up for sale. I remember getting junior's fatboys and heading there with a 12. of jolt that is? 
Happy fingers. and the infamous rob d. no lawsuits..
Nicest lady. Don't buy the house tho. 
Mega came to my niece's bday party. She read some fitness mag on the way there. And Teen Wolf is on. channel 22.
Abby's 3rd birthdate.  She later cried due to water inhalation. 
I got some sweet nieces! kyla was the first. Now im a uncle 5 times. love
Everyone was chilling. Jay tried fixing my air conditioning. it blew up all over.
Mega swings pretty good. She lets me take pictures.
My sister's house in lundar. I'm in a huge tree fort thing. it had a telescope.
I haven't swung on swings for quite a while. it was a doozy.
I always enjoi the part where they blow out the candles.  I think we sang happy birthday twice. 
Abby is 3. Merry bday.
Jay's quite the host. Mya was covered with sucker then had a bath. my car is in the backround. not to brag.
Serious wheelies. tought light.
Last shot of the night. Thanks for the hospitality beaman family.     On another note, Canada day is tomorow. I went to the beach yesterday and today. I'm burnt to a crisp. Tomorrow is cliff jumping? stay tuned for more updates. literally. Long weekends are hard for blog updates. love ben