the video should work now? i think i may have figured it out. on auguast 8th i got a text message. " Dingle turd im taking a dumpy and it made me think of you." to good. And keegan just came downstairs and said "whats up whitey" in a weird voice. and courtney dropped his pillow on the garage floor. And he wants her to put a new pillow case on it. "thats a 10 dollar pillow buddy" . love
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
sweat it off.
the video should work now? i think i may have figured it out. on auguast 8th i got a text message. " Dingle turd im taking a dumpy and it made me think of you." to good. And keegan just came downstairs and said "whats up whitey" in a weird voice. and courtney dropped his pillow on the garage floor. And he wants her to put a new pillow case on it. "thats a 10 dollar pillow buddy" . love
Monday, August 18, 2008
Get yours.
If you have had the pleasure of drinking with gury. ask him about stories from the airport. I can't get enough of them. I think his gf was embarassed. I don't even know how to spell that.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
chromeo still kills it.
This blog is dedicated to chromeo. and im frikkin itchy. I got a invite to come to some sort of pits thing. So i rolled up to some parking lot by spring hill. brent and phil roll up on dirtbikes. next thing i know im holding on to phil which was kind of uncomfortable. flying down some trail to this place. i got mud on my backpack. and there wur people walking down this trail. i felt important.
tons of weird poeple but the place is pretty remote and somewhat clear water. not in this photo.
They had some log that poeple wur running off and jumping in this lake slash puddle. Turned out to a diving contest. Im gonna give it to brent for the sluggish head dives. style!
There wur like 4 dudes and 2 girls swimming by this log thing, it was super annoying. they wur all super drunk or faking it is my geuss. one guy was like flying off the thing diving and flipping, he was not bad. but there was this drunk chick. she sucked. It was super entertaining tho. she had the worst jumping style i have ever seen. She did the most crooked front flip. belly flop dives. and a weird attempt at a 360. and every jump she was holding her nose. id say she was ugly but thats bad karma.
This old dude who is there apparently every day was blaring the best music ever... some sort of pakistan dance tune? no offence but like blaring it. then it went to like 50 cent. to some old school rock. he was lame. phil made a good joke tho. the duder had like bob dylan cranked. and phils like " God i love Rob Zombie ".. it was super funny at the time.
I picked up this out of the lake. Those poeple by the swimming thing threw it in. Oh and there was like 2 twin dudes there with the egzact same long pony tail.
To the left looked super good. To the right was a ton of carnies.
Some dude wore sweet kicks to the beach. also. We watched a dude jump in with his sunglasses. he lost them and didn't even notice. i felt kinda bad for not saying anything but brent told me not to.
Someone forgot their grungy sock. i realized when i got to the car i forgot one to.
This dude literally popped his collar to sit down with his chick. I never thought people actually do that. that alone at the beach!.
9.5 form. 6.2 style. 8.6 height.
enjoy this phil.
When we left jordan and phil wur killing wheelies.
I followed them down some road. i went up ahead to stop for a photo. across the street there was some birthday party outside. these dudes rip by and this dude started yelling at me. I got in the escort and bounced. he may have my plate.
i need to shower.
totally off topic,. but i don't have topics. In my house there is 4 poeple living there. Shoes are everywhere. I think my dad has like 2 pairs out there. shoes sale soon. but take care of yourselves out there. sunscreen. headbands. necklaces and whatnot. keep fit, have fun. love
Saturday, August 16, 2008
engage your engagement!
Last night I went to Trisha's parents house last night. Ryan and her are engaged. They had a party to celebrate. I worked late and was mega cashed. but thought to go take some pictures.
Robyn stole a pool ball on kontusics bday. Signatured it up with a note and gave it to ryan. he was stoked. number 11 and red.
There was a money tree. Trisha was slangin tickets. 3 for 5 bux. I convinced a dude i payed 10 bux for one ticket.
Stop stirring them!
Ryan funneled a special beer. the look on nero's face explains that.
I told him there was 6 shots of vodka in it. picture his shoe. F im going to hell.
group shot.
family photo.
Weddddding party.
I had to use the bathroom. I take off my shoes for 3 minutes. i come back to one shoe. walked around with one shoe for abit. accused a few people. got it back about a half hour later by a annonymous suspect. great friends. love.
Friday, August 15, 2008
take this phelps.
canada hasn't had one medal in the olympics. phelps has 7 alone right now. no love
Kevins birthday was the same day as kontusics. They just celebrated different days. shittier for me.
Will wwas there. Bought a big thing of wings. he didn't eat them all tho.
Kevin rolling a jail cig. Reiman later got laterd by security. It is awkwurd carrying a camera everywhere you go. same stupid looks i get. maybe its not the camera. most likely my posture.
I needed food. we end up going to 7.11. first time ever purchasing nachos. they fn ruined my stomach . not as bad as the unwashed cherries tho.
Milo kills it upside down. literally.
My new couch is in the window display.
Grant was killing it. reid bugged him about his shirt. reid buged me about my life.
reid redeemed himself lastnight. stole the tip jar out of slice of heaven and gave it to a bunch of bums. robin hood! aha i just thought about that. but still. i'd be pissed if i was cookin pizzas all day. waiting for that tip cash out. i tossed a finner in tho. great karma. love you
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
21 to 22. wata goof ball.
Last night we ventured to player's for ryan kontusic's birthday. I ate 24 wings but wozy jungled his way into my baskets. good times. good faces. not the best music. and olympic swimming on the tv. stoked.
take this you flamer!
local riff raff cliff claffing kontusiffing balerina.
f i got there and got this duder 2 shooters. in my span talking to him and taking a pic. he took about 8 shots.
last year kontusic wasn't in good shape. i pulled some pics out of the archive and came across these gold mines. and tony just said " ben, you remind me of a jewish novelty store". thats pretty sick. i don't even know wat novelty is.
22 and im still so more mature. thats crazy
Its also boutets bday today. and im on the way there. gaudet called me and asked if i was driving. but i replied my car has no head lights, f im good. i drove last night
reid alerted to everyone last night that me cory had the same shoes. "hey ben, Thats awkwurd" then everyone looked. I was in toronto and cory was in banff. we both came back with the same shoes. book your ass
Gaudet asked for a pic. as i take it he starts to drink. wats with that.
some sort of shot jay ordered. cool colours tho.
jay trying to light it. burnt his hand. i drove him home because he was drunk. On the way home i asked him if there is ghosts or robbers in his house. He was hoping for a robber because he could defend himself. Then he didn't want to leave the car.
the shots wur flaming. the duder started pouring something in it that made it spark. it tasted like some sort of fuel.
I'd like to end this with last years ending. keep your bevies under control. your grime tight. with all your might. tonight. with height. k i can't rhyme no more. love to all the cats.
Monday, August 11, 2008
nutimik in your shorts.
So what I thought was going to be a day of swimming turned into a day of swimming. The sun was cooking honeyt's wur burning and chips and salsa was way to saucy. But good times for sure.
We started the day off by smoking some bugs. thats gotta be the worst.
i bought half a bag of cherries for 6 bux. The lady sitting in the back told me i didn't have to wash them. me and jordan killed the bag in about 10 mins. Our stomachs wur fucked.
aha so i though we wur going to swim. but then there was a boat. stoked.
waiting for the wakeboard. we jumped off some walking bridge. and this annoying kid kept telling boats that wur going underneath us to "SPRAY US"... i felt awkwurd because the poeple probably thought i was with him.
Jordans second time. he got up first try and was killing it.
i almost fn drowned getting up. swallowed at least a litre of lake water. but this slash made my day.
Brent kills it. his facial expressions can make anyone peopeo. thats pee and poo together.
click on this pick to really see his face. fukn good teeth he has.
this was for style.
brent was bugging me about my ears. and didn't even see my toes.
nealon was out for the weekend at his uncles. he boated with us. and enjoyed my lack of "boater" skills. f starboard reach to the sea side and grab a hook snapper.
In the back of my mind i wanted him to fall in there. Because i know i would of freaked if i would of. thats gotta be bad karma?
claws up.
Jordan got told by a 10 year old. "there must be air in the gas line" . jordan wasn't impressed. he was making faces at the dude when he wasn't looking. so i joined in.
nealon's feet could't fit in. brent threw some oil on or something. then it fit. kinda awkwurd.
he literally killed me tubing. the rope would slack hard and he'd pin it. i would fly off. must of looked good tho.
frick i like boating. and swimming and jumping. thats was this photo is saying.
jordan hit the rocks! so we pack up and left. my arm slapped the water the hardest i've ever felt. i thought i shattered my hand. then we swam back to the boat. which was a good mile away. i almost got spit on. we ate hammys. and had a beer. and chips. then went home. i slept for like 30 minutes. i literally just told you my whole day. and my bod is jacked today. well my back is. love pirates!
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