michigann.

i drove 12 hours straight yesterday/lastnight. i arrived at 4:30 am. chris angel isn't real. and it poured while i drove all night. gaudet just texted me right now saying. "what are you doing tonight. wanna goto sin city"... he knows im here. american tv is good.

my love will rip a hole in a ceiling?

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at -1.25 i got goose bumps. till -.50 .

rough gems.

empty your pockets in the morning. ketchup , asset
ventured to grand beache yesterday. cold then hot. prizbyd hard. cartwheeled into water. i know.
dig deep but don't dig too deep.
erckel cute.
I fell off a fence the other day. by this mts dude. He was like you ok. and im like yea. but i wasn't. skinned the fuzz rite off.
 there sand was sucking.
after this pic these poeple wur staring tons. i think they thought i was taking a picture of them

. not
heineys. mercy
2 pitchers. 1 sante fe wrap. fries. sun. dry skin. red rooster. out of clamato. lovee

sunday morning. for the kritters.

Yesterday was the worst day at work i have ever had. grungiest crawl space. soaking mud. 2 feet high. then ducking and going over pipes. plus dragging tools. flashlight dieing. cell phone in mouth. feeling qwastrafobic. severely. spiders! spiders web's! watever other things in there i didn't see but probly touched me. for about 3 hours! aha priceless. 

I came home and tried relaxing. shit showered and shaved. went to my sister marina's and troys house. i had the meal of a king. nothing has ever tasted so good after eating mud for lunch. thanks for the eats. 
Headed off to china town to visit up with tony his pops and his cousin gibson from calgary. they wur juiced when i got there. stoked on his balcony. gaudet later came after banging our phones off. and was drunk aswell. He kept yelling on the balcony that he wanted to through me over so id make the newspaper. who knows wat he was talking about. 
We played the calgary version of f@#$ you. it was weird. but good. and you know that thumb game on the table. you can do it as much as you want until someone picks the other thumb card. gaudet killed it. al drank tons because of it. 
6 of heineys. and my mom just called and said wur having steak for dinner. stoked.
The friends (al and tony) didn't lose at roshambo. literally. tony claims he hasn't lost in a number of years. its a maybe. 
Al was hammering back these german becks. i watched u.s. of the a. hammer brazil in volleyball. For some reason i've watched a ton of the olympics. jamaica is unbelievably fast. they remind me of me.
We end up getting to this social at like midnight. No entrance fee for us. or maybe me. i even asked if i had to pay. so i just bought a ton of drink tickets. i regretted ordering 5 vodka shots  and 3 beers the first visit to the bar. but i was genourous and handed them away, that may have led to tony's pushup style vomit later on in the night. that kid can;t take shots. ill get a video one day. 
Someone was genorous with the cheese cubes! i just remebered this seeing this pic. I was talking to Leanne at the food table. next thing i know i get smoked directly in the eye with something.  i almost fell over. i look around for the guilty smirk and there isn't one. later i see nicole and kristen eating theses things. i know that was thrown into my eye. im just not sure who did it yet.
brent was gonna leave to another socail but we came so he stayed. 
i don't know how robyn's hair got like that.  fast movements of something.
 jeremy andrew and brent. thanks for the beer jeremy. 
congrats on your wedding socail. i enjoyed my eye watering and swollen. so good.
Later we went to matt and megan's house. they renovated the shit out of it. My last pic before my camera died was this angels fish toast going down the toilet. I used to work at the bird shop for 4 years. i got your fish. But im going to the beach. its 1.30 . keep your bodies in shape. and your muscles toned like mine. love

Rain. Pain. and. you

So its been pouring out lately. It sucks. Ill be driving to a house and like as soon as i get out it pours. like big drops of rain. and this was the best. Im working in a cabinet outside under a umbrella eh eh. and i get a text. " Its gonna purrr like a motha fuckah! Don't get zapped" literally. i enjoi random text messages. and its friday night. And got carned into going to gaudets social for his family. I don't mind.  

I would like a vote on these. One is worth a thousand dollars. the other is a prehistoric dino paw.
Clouds make shade. good for working but not for beaching.
Something about me and taking pictures of levers. clutch in this. gang affiliate
My garage is full of spider webs. Its honestly brutal. And when someone says there not affraid of spiders its a lie. And i will put money on it. Come to my house. stick you hand slowly in the giant web. and touch the spider. How much?
Its funny because the side door to my garage usually has a web on the upper part above the door. and i've seen spiders hanging. the best is when people walk right through it. if you could only see me run and duck.

I miss toronto. wonderland. this tower. that street. that babe. my hoody i think i forgot there. and you! love

sweat it off.

the video should work now? i think i may have figured it out. on auguast 8th i got a text message. " Dingle turd im taking a dumpy and it made me think of you." to good. And keegan just came downstairs and said "whats up whitey" in a weird voice. and courtney dropped his pillow on the garage floor. And he wants her to put a new pillow case on it. "thats a 10 dollar pillow buddy" . love

Get yours.

If you have had the pleasure of drinking with gury. ask him about stories from the airport. I can't get enough of them. I think his gf was embarassed. I don't even know how to spell that.

chromeo still kills it.

This blog is dedicated to chromeo. and im frikkin itchy. I got a invite to come to some sort of pits thing. So i rolled up to some parking lot by spring hill. brent and phil roll up on dirtbikes. next thing i know im holding on to phil which was kind of uncomfortable. flying down some trail to this place. i got mud on my backpack. and there wur people walking down this trail. i felt important.

tons of weird poeple but the place is pretty remote and somewhat clear water. not in this photo. 
They had some log that poeple wur running off and jumping in this lake slash puddle. Turned out to a diving contest. Im gonna give it to brent for the sluggish head dives. style!
There wur like 4 dudes and 2 girls swimming by this log thing, it was super annoying. they wur all super drunk or faking it is my geuss. one guy was like flying off the thing diving and flipping, he was not bad. but there was this drunk chick. she sucked. It was super entertaining tho. she had the worst jumping style i have ever seen. She did the most crooked front flip. belly flop dives. and a weird attempt at a 360. and every jump she was holding her nose. id say she was ugly but thats bad karma.
This old dude who is there apparently every day was blaring the best music ever... some sort of pakistan dance tune? no offence but like blaring it. then it went to like 50 cent. to some old school rock. he was lame. phil made a good joke tho. the duder had like bob dylan cranked. and phils like " God i love Rob Zombie ".. it was super funny at the time.
I picked up this out of the lake. Those poeple by the swimming thing threw it in. Oh and there was like 2 twin dudes there with the egzact same long pony tail. 
To the left looked super good. To the right was a ton of carnies.
Some dude wore sweet kicks to the beach. also. We watched a dude jump in with his sunglasses. he lost them and didn't even notice. i felt kinda bad for not saying anything but brent told me not to. 
Someone forgot their grungy sock. i realized when i got to the car i forgot one to. 
This dude literally popped his collar to sit down with his chick. I never thought people actually do that. that alone at the beach!.
9.5 form. 6.2 style. 8.6 height. 
enjoy this phil. 
When we left jordan and phil wur killing wheelies. 
I followed them down some road. i went up ahead to stop for a photo. across the street there was some birthday party outside. these dudes rip by and this dude started yelling at me. I got in the escort and bounced. he may have my plate. 
i need to shower. 
totally off topic,. but i don't have topics. In my house there is 4 poeple living there. Shoes are everywhere. I think my dad has like 2 pairs out there. shoes sale soon. but take care of yourselves out there. sunscreen. headbands. necklaces and whatnot. keep fit, have fun. love

engage your engagement!

Last night I went to Trisha's parents house last night. Ryan and her are engaged. They had a party to celebrate. I worked late and was mega cashed. but thought to go take some pictures.

Robyn stole a pool ball on kontusics bday. Signatured it up with a note and gave it to ryan. he was stoked. number 11 and red. 
There was a money tree. Trisha was slangin tickets. 3 for 5 bux. I convinced a dude i payed 10 bux for one ticket. 
Stop stirring them!
Ryan funneled a special beer. the look on nero's face explains that.
I told him there was 6 shots of vodka in it. picture his shoe. F im going to hell.
group shot.
family photo. 
Weddddding party. 
I had to use the bathroom. I take off my shoes for 3 minutes. i come back to one shoe. walked around with one shoe for abit. accused a few people. got it back about a half hour later by a annonymous suspect. great friends. love.