ya big carn.

this is good. honestly some people take there job to seriously. ie. security. drive thru employees. (its not there fridge!). love

oh yeah.

i lost. love

bowling and yaup.

this is about sunday. good friends is know for saying. its a def maybe. i couldn't believe it. oh and vern never returned my movie semi pro. i now owe 27 bux on my account... 

i honestly think i can act. what does it take to be that kid on some shoulders. 
i joined a bowling team thats grinds every sunday. i had a massive headache and popped these 2 bad boys. i still don't know what they are. i think they're night time tylenols?
i have super good form. just no aim.
couple brews don't help that. it was a mixture of 3 durty drafts and those pills that messed with me.
but i found out theres arrows on the lane floor that your supposed to aim at! i had no clue they existed. so stay stuned for a way better score. love

keeping it grimey since 1986.

This weekend has been good. although i haven't done much. work and slave. then have some bevies. same routine for most handsome people.

we went to the roof top patio. we ordered 4 ceasars. pretty embarrasing.
speaking of poo. we went to seven oaks pool for a swim swim. i goto the front desk to pay and the lady informs me someone decided to take a dumpy in the pool. closed
kyla's growing up super fast. cute as ever
claire isn't as scared of me as she was before. she gave me a random high five. 
we rocked out hard. the band name was jizzjuice. jay picked it. i was on the mic. jay thought he'd make my guy to look like me. he got the rat stash right.
reid was jungled. we had a text convo sitting 10 feet away from eachother. me "your sitting beside your bro bro" reid. "he just asked me y does your buddy ben keep grilling me!" me "aha. keep chattin bro" reid. "no where to sit brew. u on the stairway to heaven?  ps. Im showing his these txts. keep it in grime time not wozE time!. I don't know about you but this is 1 awkwurd party. what do you think is going threw everyone elses minds. ask tony." me "coo coo"
willson and vern bro'd down. 
vern got some new gear. check out his race expression.
willson jammed on the guitar. the whole place sang wonderwall by oasis. i know most of it but for the parts i didnt know i just pretended i did. 
don't crack a beer thrown at you!
this was a kitchen photo. there was tons of freestyling going on. i killed it . mymryk kinda killed it. i think i threw it down to a tlc beat. jay uppercut jared on the far left. due to a "double dog dare". love you skids. 

keepin it bloggerton blogblogston.

kevin boutet just called me. we argued for 4 minutes about who's more married. He goes to bed with megans picture. he sent me a letter the other day about how he can't wait to marry her. it was a awkward conversation. but it was thirsty thursday last night and i haven't brought out my camera in awhile. enjoi free loaders.

started the night off right.
kept it going. keegan got harrased for a cig outside the vendor by some bum. i came out to him leaning in the car.
headed down to verns place. kept it grimey for about a hour and a half. 
bill got into a scruffle on the walk to verns. it was over not knowing eachother or something. he described how he assaulted a flying knee into one of the guys. then got strangled by his own shirt. which led to him punching some guy in the face.
marky b always a great time.
vern wasn't that drunk. but he wanted the photo. f jay and reid have good smiles.
keegan likes playing me in ping pong. im still waiting for a league to start up.
vern feels it all.
mcgee was killin it.
vandal is one of the original blogerstons in my mind. hee keeps it bloggy
mart martin. great times.
thats all i have. i took 163 photos. 12 made it. but im too hungry to f around. off to a patio for a burgston. love

nice muscles kid.

I got my camera back after 34 days. of being jungled by precision. i spread hate. 

got off work early. the airport is full on concrete and construction. 
picked up vern to do some shopping. 
picked a nugent on the way. 
I had an idea of getting into cosco and shopping there. you need a costo pass apparently. we got past the doors. i thought we were in the clear. turns out you need the card at the till. we ended up getting a dog and a poonteen. then we headed to giant tiger.
its tony's turboz bro!
i got grossed out because at one point i touched the handle of the cart. tons of yahoo's in that place. the final bill was a hungey. vern scooped some deals. 
verns apartment is a nice place. he's still moving in. If you ever go there he'll be proud to show you his mirror with all his concert ticket stubs. i found a nickelback stub. he claimed it was high school.
i found these gems. they come in 6 packs. I grew up with these delicious rolls. its funny cause my dad would come home from shopping to 5 kids. these were gone in about 45 mins. i always snagged the last one. i can't believe how good these are. dad if your reading this, put these on the list? 

dobra rogie. i convinced jay she was a actor. he fell for it and claimed he's heard of her. We watched the movie "funny games".... by far the worst movie i have ever seen. but you can't stop watching. definitely a maybe. and i burnt the roof of my mouth on pizza today. stay safe. happy belated to phil. and keep it grimey. love

ginge karma is eating my stom- ache.

my stomach is jacked. way to much hot sauce lately. And wasps won't leave me alone. and my service engine light is off in my car.. and i don't get why most apartments don't have a "13th" floor. But technically the 14th floor is the 13th. its all for karma reasons.
I'm thinkin the 6 months is the better deal.
First time i've had kd in about 6 months! bbq'd steak and pork chops. and mushrooms. i just watched opra and got goosebumps from some girl singing. seriously. im gonna post a link of the vid when it comes on the net. better than celine dion by far. love

yah big gooof.

blogging has come to a halt. im pissed about my other camera being jungle gymed around by precision camera repair. they shit the bed. but i take my pentax out during the day and in sunlight. Today we ventured off to seven oaks swimming pool. There has been a crew of us going lately and i decided to bring my camera. whether it is texting. phone calls. showing up late. its always a good time. clapping. cheering. ooohing. and flexing! Im fond of the name "Pool Turds".

you actually have to dial 9 dash 911. its the special pool unit. and i just thought about september 11th. partially because the movie was on tv today. wata coincidence. i wonder if they planned it to be 911. sickos
When i took the pic of that fire alarm. the life guard was screaming at me and running up. He's like "what are you doing". and im like "what are you doing?". then he claimed he thought i was gonna pull the fire alarm.
then he came up to me after and was like you can't take pictures. but i had already spoken to his boss. you know. natural
i was claiming we wur the canadian olympic team.
no one was buying it.
i'm not sure if its just me. but like swimming and stuff. going off diving boards/cliffs. i can swallow water through my nose. no joke. 
swimming is super fun. and healthy. we even flex.
these comments have nothing to do with the photos really. but. there was this dude that came there. first jump off the 3 m. he tried front flipping. back splash. there was alot of ooooohs. k then he did it second try. he thought he'd up the anty by moving to the 5m. worse case scenario happened. half flip to back splash. tons of ooohs he got. good to see tho.
i know have bad karma for the next time i go. text me if your interested in joining the pool turds. nish is a for sure. 
these kids kept yelling are you taking pictures. i think it was obvious. but i have a weird sense of humor. people may find it offensive. "that army dude on osbourne".
there is 3.281 feet in 1m. that means the 5m is only 16.405 feet. f it seems higher than that.
this dudes arm got later'd. 
earlier today i went through a traumitizing event. 
I was chilling at the office. laying down with my arm under my head. kind of asleep. when i felt something crawling on my arm towards my face. at first i thought it was a fly or something but it kept coming. so i look. and its a massive spider flooring it towards my face. i immediately flinched as what anyone else would have done. flicked him off. i couldn't believe it. like look at the pic above. you can see his teeth. thats probly the gnarliest experience i've ever had. and what the scary thing is. they say you swallow a couple spiders a year. f i would die before i swallowed that thing. love