short story.

For the real affect play the video while reading. Some people goto the same job everyday. I do in a way. But just around the city. So i was on aberdeem and aikins yesterday. I pull up to this cabinet. im sitting in my car when i notice this chick standing on the corner. We make awkward eye contact. She approaches. Im sitting in my car with the windows up. she trying to talk to me through the passenger window. i open the window, and she asks for a ride to selkirk. i try not to laugh and kindly say no. she goes back to the corner. 2 minutes later she comes up to the window again. she puts her face right to the window and asks me if i wanna do anything. I didn't get what she was getting at so she says "ill blow and lay for 20". i was in shock and somewhat scared. i froze and didn't say anything. which probly made it more awkward. aha i think i said i have to work or something. i don't even know im still in shock. so she kinda walks away abit.
At this point I have to actually start to work. I get out and get to the cabinet. She's standing ten feet away and staring at me. Im trying to work with the vision in the back of my head this chicks gonna stab me. anyways. luckily the cops drive by slowly and she starts to speed walk off. I was relieved at this point. i finish up my work and start to head to the house. she's standing on the corner of the street im going down. Im like f. i turn left trying not to look. i realize i turned the wrong way cause the numbers are going up. So. i do a u-turn and at this point i think she thought i was picking her up so shes like taking off her sweater and walking to the road as im driving past her. i didn't even look at her. k so at this point i fn swore . i missed the address. So again i do a u-turn. at this point im thinking im dead. thats just my mind. what do you know she's now standing in front of the house im working at. one of the most awkward moments of my life. but i'm alive. love

this song has changed my life. thanks to thisisanother.blogspot.com

dartanion.

Another halloween has rolled by. Costumes.kids.beers.socails.fights.cheep sandwiches. and cavities. im starving. nero was garth brooks which i couldn't believe. i didn't take many pics. but heres like 9. 

scoob was juiced.   
best role play!
grimed. 
Dogdeball! they would yell that when the game started. "tsss"
people wur coming up to me. i didn't know who it was. super awkwurd.
uhhhh.
pirante. i was gonna be one. but people call me a pirate casually. 
this is bobo's cousin matt. I've called him j-roc since i've known him. stoked to see him put his resemblance to use. 
This is the ugliest girl i have ever seen. Someone came behind me. pinched my ass. i turn around to this trying to give me a kiss. i was honestly scared.  thick eye makeup. terrible body.  man. i would honestly run from this if i was in a forest or something camping. and he walked out. 
At the end of the night we seen this little doozey. somebody took a wrong turn. but floss your molars. brush down on the top and up on the bottom. love

kootch. varnivore

Working saturdays suck. but you gotta do what you gotta do. Halloween has been bunko this year. well fun but yeah.. I've been judging people tons lately. judged on there costumes or hairstyles. Im way off both.

this chick had some originality. i was creeping taking pics of decent costumes. 
This dj portrays somesort of trek/treky? my old boss was a treky. he honestly hung up pictures of spaceships. He also slept in his shed 3 days a week.
didn't get id'd for beer. fn serios.
i was stoked on this dude. i don't even know what it was. somesort of wolf? or something. a bearwolve!
this dude honestly didn't say a word. Picture it. He may have killed?
carkas danced all nite. well abit. or i did. phil swung his nuts around. 
cameron was killin it.

I honestly spit this out. examine it and use your imagination. if you got one!
nelsish was gramping. at this point he was saying "cant move your young knee's like this!"
officer and reta. real cuffs. joet almost cried.
dopest parrot. she's scared of me. still. 
happy halloween kids. love

gudgee-o's

I'm watching house of wax right now. its honestly surprisingly scary. and when that chick gets her finger cut off when she's in the basement thing sticking her finger through that grill thing. that would kill. But the other night we set up again. 

its super good now. because. a)snow doesn't melt. b)you don't get wet. c)kinda sucks cause your hands get cold. and upper bod. 
everyone left. me and colin rode the last of it. he kills it. and gorgen filmed!
gorgen was on the forks of the bobcat getting a upper view for filming. he froze. and got grease on his gloves.
16 ft of this somehow fit into a jimmy. obv!
tube jokes wur made. (youtube, falopian tube, tube, ) ie. anything with tube in it.
lastnight was corn dogs birthday! and alanna's. and korins.
beers and wings.  thats upping the chance of a heart attack by 2. you gotta stay healthy. 
eat spicy wings. it cleans out your stomach.
someone decided to clean out there stomach on the seat/bowl. thats brutal. tuesday night. someone probably went for dinner with there girlfriend and was like i gotta use the bathroom. went and did that. came back acting like nothing happened. aha picture it.
woze had quite the running on the vlts. he had a cheering section chanting. oh and this chick from the movie is doing things like normal after she got her finger cut off. honestly. 
dedicated to joseph and gemini. the two ugliest pets one could ask for! love

low of -6 tonite.

Im super busy and lazy at the same time. cameras full of pictures. weather is getting colder and i don't mind it at all. "its like the sun and the moon". My time is winter. Sucks when you get ear aches or hemroids but you know. its a package deal. wind burns. snow burns. frozen feet. that feeling when you wash your hands after they have been frozen. hair being frozen. eyelashes freezing together! shoveling. shoveling out stuck cars. facewashes. peeing your name!. cant wait. obv

we love graff. but we crush toyz. boi
couple doozie shots with a couple local riders.
stoked to see parked whips outside. 
and polaroids in spokes! i don't get how it stays in there. obv couldn't get to speeds like i get to but. next summer is racing season. 
i look at this picture and gargoyles come mind. honestly. and never watch "instant star" on mtv2. i feel bad for myself. 
i stashed into silverado's. steve was there. i felt like i was at the carnival christmas party. Ye old was there. 

i hide but kevin doesn't! serious. 
time to go shovel. 
i hate shoveling! love

annual day of birth.

Two birthdays on one day. Some would say coincedence. i say mistaken judgement. Reid and keegan have lived another year.  We celebrate the fact they both came out of a womb so many years ago on the same day. but a year apart. ? still. same day. 

Kyle is going out for halloween as something. I'm not gonna spoil it.
Ryan does not know how to drive. He was tailing someone. well i geuss they stopped at a train track and i overheard someone say "they're not driving a F'n bus". Then we passed them and the dudes chick gave us the finger. the moto was. (arrive alive)
vodka with a splash of sourpuss. makes your throat close. 
they're throats wur cranked open. When are people gonna start getting married! 
Speak of the devil. Dale and Daniel came out to support these birthdays. Well keegans but kuzie knows reid. so kinda both. Its a shock to see him when there is no snow around..
Who would put there name on a social tickets.
this devil.. I may goto the social. Mainly for the "juicy prize"
my one eye is shut. and i wasn't even drunk. reids eye is jungled. i have terrible posture. but f'n dangerous features!
flex and gel bro.
courtney pappi'ing. 
the waitress was pissed. we had to many tables stacked around. and she looked annoyed.
it didn't start till wozy got there. 
the love stare. 
the love kissss..
reid faked like he was sick and gonna throw up. people are rubbing his back. "are you ok buddy" was said. "are you gonna be alright good friend". tons of gayness was thrown out. then  reid lifts his head and yells " Come on ya MUTHA FU@KERS!" love