lolzzy's. wow

broke. wednesday. out of hot sauce. learnt 2 more tricks. going out. so not that broke. bye anica. thanks for the room phil. man im sweaty.

this video has 34,275,743 hits on youtube. i haven't seen it yet. the chances are you have seen it. i think i might have a chance at something like this. these are some replies to his video:

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sometimes i just read comments on videos. love

we just wanna kidnap you.

today was a late start. end up riding blackcomb. start riding black park. everythings good. camera gets pulled out. first trick being filmed i knuckle the step up on a late back 1. nothing hard. but i felt like i had died. cartwheeled. people yelling from the chair. hip feeling like its not apart of my body no more. the BEST. 

last night we go out. we park in some underground garage. phil parks crooked in this stall. pretty much blocks this other car that was beside us in. i looked. assessed the situation. If the car really wanted to get out it could. so. this was the note in the morning. douche.
k. if you actually read this. this is a crazy story. get ready. so trevor (photo above) is out of the hospital. he is lucky to be alive. i picked him up from sqwaumish today and i got my car back. it was 400 bones and the heat still doesn't work. no tail lights. no interior lights. but the radio works. anyways. trevor told me the craziest story. here it goes. the day he fell. he was driving up to the mountain with a homie. he decided to be a nice guy and hook up 3 random hitch hikers from over seas with a ride up to the mountain. as they were getting out at base 2. the one chick from romania?. asked if trevor and his homie believed in god. the dude he was with said no. and trevor says yes. so the chick asks trevor if he would like to say a prayer with her. trevor is like sure. so she makes him repeat what she was saying. at the end. all he remembers from it is repeating " god will come into your heart. and if you except him a miracle will happen". 3 lifts later he passed out on the chair. fell 25 feet flat onto his stomach. he is lucky to be alive. i believe.
on another note. anica just walk up and says. "you have fecal matter on my tooth brush". apparently. when you flush the toilet all the bacteria goes in the air. hence on your tooth brush that is on the counter. always put it in a cupboard. i was just bragging today about my white spaceteeth. love

spicey licey hair.

whistlerblackcombs website lies. they said it was -14. get up top. sunny. maybe -8. film. slash. knuckle a nice table. learnt 3 new tricks. my same finger with the hole in the glove almost froze off again. that must be a sign to get new gloves. how far is christmas?

the other night. fireworks were going off by our trailer. its always quiet so we were hoping it was a gun shoot out. turned out some winter festival opener. the dog that hangs out around here got so scared. while i took a picture he came to chill. anica ends up taking him inside. the rest is history.

i posted this a while back. i was amazed at how much muscle this pup had. reminded me of grand beach.
i named the stray buddy. he had decent muscle aswell. but would still get tuned by the other dog.
he was soo scared. like shaking and crying scared. 

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i thought i would cheer him up with some cheese wiz. later i fed him 6 pieces of bread. and some water. i tried taking him outside but he looked so sad. so i let him chill.i goto bed.
wake upto this. the funny thing is. he came to my room crying at like 4am. i actually got up. tried letting him out. he didn't wanna go. it was freezing. getting back to sleep sucked. he got the last laugh this time. you be nice and get shit on. literally. love

sunddae's.

take the day off from a previous late night. i have tons of photos from the weekend. today was easier to documentate. wake up a little later. make some kd. sit around. decide to go to some hot springs?.  

apparently esso has bad gas. literally. 3 dudes who filled up their snowmobile there that day had blown there engines. phil was worried. i end up with mouth full of gasoline for lunch while trying to syphon his tank. ended up doing it. obvi. head to the vender to pick up a heiny and wur off.
that cabin above is ghetto. literally made of scrap. but has satellite tv. so makes him better than me. phils sled actually works again. 
exhaust is a good sign of a running engine.  so we rip down this "groomed" trail. same thing as last time pretty much. this time we thought it would be a good idea to get pulled by rope on a snowboard. turned out super fun. except going 60-70kph and have ice/snow/ice-snowballs flying at you from the sled. felt so good on my knee and top lip. 
we passed the trail to the natural springs. end up going the wrong way. find somewhere to turn around. phil starts playing in the deep snow. doing sick turns. im cheering him on. telling him to do it again. as i always instigate. ends up stalling somehow. sitting trying to start it again. nothing. ends up starting in like 10 minutes. "flooded". during that time i was already planning some fight moves with the butcher knives i brought this time . to some sort of animal. always gotta be ready for a gang fight vs. wild animals.
end up getting to the spot. theres a little cabin. we start lighting all the candles. everything is pitch black. at this point i regretted coming on the adventure. something about pitch black. middle of nowhere. thinking about those bad guys from the movie "i am legend". makes you not want to be in a place like that.
shit.s steaming. hot waterfalls. 
there was little bath tubs. hot tubs. warm pools. hot ends. warm current spots all over. it was insane. 
so all this water flow into this pool. and you can control the hot and cold faucets. phil wrecked it by turning off the turning on the hot. which actually meant there was no hot water flowing in what you seen abovex2 waterfall. which led into the swim spot. i was confused to. 
i opposited phil in this. purposely took off my shirt. flexed. dieted. did not get scared.
so. you realize its sunday night. your sitting in a natural hot spring. drinking a heiny bottle. cast is getting wet. not caring. you have it pretty good.
we end up leaving because i started pretending some man was in the bushes and moving around. and watching us. i end up scaring myself. time to go. 
home free. it was weird i wasn't used to being able to drive out of the trail. first time. and 40 something km's trying to double 3 on a sled=frozen wrists. one finger which had a hole in its glove near dead. extreme hip pain. got off the thing walking like a old cowboy. which i hate.  and possible lower body paralization for tomorrow. love

meowwa

Yo you ain't a computer.
you ain't from the future.
and you ain't got a tumor.
so why you do to your voice shit to make you sound stupider.
happy halloween. or valentines. ?
my cast reeks. as in smell. love

bbeer on iphone. so cool

my memory is terrible. that is what blogging is for. 

aero crunchy. its out.
adult zone.
american apparel is having a pantytime sale at there 11 locations.
petro canada. the local hangout. also bung holeo's stomping grounds.
cough up these balls. someone once told me it was a sign of aids. i got scared but its made up.
we just invited the dog over from across the field. he's crazy. love

siamese poo stains. in jocks

drove down to vancouver yesterday. my car made it there. i hate the cambie bridge. and cowboy hats. 

on the way everyones like ya tim hortons. we gotta stop. coffee. coffee. donuts. no dude. peach juice.
after searching for parking which seemed like an hour. we make it in. the nurses were not kind. only 2 at a time. so you don't realize how serious things are until you have to put on a gown and  gloves to see a friend. 
i snaked first to get in. phil was mad?. i felt bad taking pictures. but he didn't mind. imagine laying on your back staring at the shitty ceiling. for days. 
broken clavicle. bleeding in the head?. bruised kidney. internal bleeding. collapsed lung. i can't remember the rest. if you seen from where he fell flat from. scares the shit out of me. 
this machine has a tube going into his lung. i guess draining the liquid in there. in the pic above this one you can see it.
i don't know what these were for. circulation or something.
i felt bad for making jokes when i was in there. i thought i was gonna kill him.
this is a serious injury alone. nurse. im full.
until next time. get better. ill try to get the photo from where he fell and put it on. 
the waiting group outside. phil apparently cheats at all games. 
this is 2 good. k. as im doing this blog. i receive a text. i didn't know you can text from hospital beds. trevor: "yeah they poked me in my toosh toosh twice. no more virgin toosh. i cry at night".  good spirit lad.
is killing it. bought tons of sickkk gear. no more hair pulls.
this chick does the same horoscopes's in the sun newspaper in winnipeg. i wonder if she's just hustling a bunch of different papers. i may look into ratting her out. like that nurse did to me for my cast. karma georgia
someone decided to crank the toaster up to 7. no love

monday.cut your nails

it snowed 11 cms lastnight. we woke up early. get to the peak. didn't seem like much snow. hiked. walked. limped. to good snow. sun was out. cast was rotting. stomach rejecting the morning coffee.

went out the other night. get to emerald. someone tries showing me something. this gets loaded. disgusting people out there.
im fine with the cheapest beer. 
i make mean perogies. well cook. someone come cook me something?
marc is spelt with a c. not a k. this mark. cc burns. and doesn't mix in my stomach with red bull. 
finally we leave. 
jump on a bus. everyones yelling. no one on the bus but a couple onlookers smiling. gorgen was on it actually. don't drink and drive.
quick story. when i was coming home from mexico last year. we finally get back to winnipeg. they have the drug dogs sniffing everyone. the dog started sniffing me like crazy. i didn't even do anything. get searched to the extreme. i think all dogs hate me. he was probly like. "man this dudes handsome as f.". "he's going down". 
the zombie dance.  its pretty serious.
phil's id got cut. he ran and hitchhiked home. we go in. smell of wine and cheap perfume.
jag and a heiny. 6 bones. reid would be all over this. 
theme. gay pride week.  literally.
get this. a fight breaks out in the bar. this dude hits another dude with the end of the pool cue. it was serious. nothing happens. they finish there game and go on with there night. bartender tells me i can have the candle. bouncer snaps. grabs me by my hair/touque. throws me out. i knew i should have worn my ae polo. dang.
sleep where you can. don't drink and drive again.
8 people sleeping in the little place.crowded. a baby mattress with ripped sharp plastic.bad karma as a parent. being quite at 4am.hard. watching mark unravel 2 toilet rolls to make a pillow.priceless.
on a serious note.i receive this text at 2.53. "watson had a serious accident. he blacked out and fell off the chair i tried to save him but there was nothing i could do. they are flying him to van general hospital hes not in good condition i cant stop shaking". we wur riding whis and trevor and trevor watson wur ripping black park.  apparently he was cleaning his goggles and blacked out. tpro looks over and his eyes wur rolled back. slipped under the bar and fell 25 feet flat facing down. he was flown to van. send a prayer. love