headaches.

on the weekend I went golfing. well tried to. its good just to watch other people screw up. wether its there first time or 100th its still as funny to me. And its priceless teeing off the first hole with a driving range ball. and hitting it into the water. when a bunch of pro dudes are behind you.

i still believe golf is for old people.
or towlied people
i purposely don't aim for the fairway. to hard to hit off of.
i have never lost to james.
boris. "Don't go golfing pretending that you know what you're doing. I charge 50 bucks an hour for lessons. So let me know if you ever want to actually win a round."
carts are one of the main reasons for going.
kdog swings for water.
ponies on the course are allowed.
i fell on a rock in february. i still have the bump.

we try. love

hail sun.

this inspired me. i drove all night. cant sleep.

its rude to compute when visiting.

stay healthy. love

prima.

1400 photos. videos. to much to sort through. cindy tooth showed me this song. apparently 2pac is still alive." he be rappin bout" obama. hilary clinton. ti. theres gotta be some serious computer in china that can sound like him. or just a sound-alike. or he's alive. im going with china.

back to calgurry. drive 14 hours in 10 minutes. love

sun beer.

got invited by globben to a moose game. 7 bones for a beer. we watched parts of the game. me and globben tested the zoom function on a camera. he got most of the good ones. beer doesn't help you to be steady taking a picture.

i have mustard stains on all the left pockets of my jeans.
busted mom texting.
you may be able to read this.
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
a chicken is the closest relative to a t-rex.
the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
new tat.
just at the game.
bartender didn't i.d. me. good times.
boss was hustling his employees.
blanche.
butt huntin.
united.
globben needs to get a camera going.
good outlook.
this dude busted me.
2 for 1 chips.
this dude was the fastest texter i have ever seen.
hard night at work.
is married.
volcom.
most stoked in the crowd.
these cats started the wave.
my sister courtney has the exact same nose as mine.
ponies.
1915.
moose elbowed me after this.
went to some social.
walked 3k to petro.
no voice. good nights. love

Georgia.

i got my haircut yesterday. the lady at the desk asked me what i wanted done. i have never had a clue going into the hair dresser knowing what i want. so she says its gonna be a 20 minute wait. f. then a babe comes up and is like i can take him. obv. there was 10 grannies getting there hair done at the same time. my hair was longer than all of theirs. super awkward. i think they wur talking about me. anyway so the babe starts cutting my hair. she asks me if i cut my hair recently. im like no. apparently i have a patch of 2 inch hair on the back corner of my head that doesn't grow. and she gives me this weird look and says thats weird. thats the first time she's ever seen that. it must be my handsome level skyrocketing and draining all the juice that makes my hair grow. she laughed.

my liver is rejecting my body. love