"dear short dickle dorn."

this blog is dedicated to disgusting texts i have been receiving. there is a human out there in this world with the most deranged mind. i don't know how he is still alive. his specialty is drawing cats and smokin cigs. but read the texts at the end of this blog. you may laugh.

this level was redic.
this took me 6 minutes. fn heat.
will and trevor got a place. they have a hot tub. i plan on hot tubbing everyday. 
there was a rail jam on saturday night. kids wur flying. we chilled. 
the mountain has been getting "inversion" weather? its where the top of the mountain is warmer than the bottom. shredding has be insane. +7 yesterday. +10 today. winnipeg is apparently getting brutal weather. must be cause my handsomeness isn't there. so it got colder?. that actually makes sense.
phil snowboards till death for life till death. we lost him today for like 20 minutes. i already had dibs on his sled. is that bad karma.
this is my bad karma story. yesterday i flew off this cat track. k. so this ski patrol comes up to me at the bottom. taps my shoulder. is like slow it down out there. so im like k. but on the way up i was making fun of him. today. i fly off a different cat track. mid air i see my phone fly out of my pocket. still mid air i try grabbing it. no chance. end up ripping my ear phone out of my ear. and its sliding so fast down the hill. as me and brent are following it. somehow i pass it. flick it with my board. anyway. it only vibrates now. 
apparently because im 22. my bones do not absord calcium. "anica". i have been hammering away at cheese wiz lately. im on my second jar. that has to be good calcium. and phil flew into me and ripped my pants and chipped my brace. he'll be reading this. get me a 6 pack and we'll call it even. bro.
dave and tessa wur kind enough to give us there old tv stand. i actually carried it to the car. we get it home and this what was under it. my fingers wur obv. close to those webs carrying it to my car. we mega cleaned the trailer. and i did "laundry".  

k. so this is where i will post my received texts word by word. 

A)"Jingle jingle bangle jangle I got a fresh pair of panties to rangle up in a tangle. A poo turn named stevie Stevenson poped in to say hi and what's up to the toilet bowl of love."

B)"aka wipe well"

C)"I heard if you squeeze you dick hole while peeing you can get pregnant. So i did it and peeed all over my pantaloonys."

D)"i just pooed lettuce"

E)"i ate a poo log for din din. With Tabascy"

F)"A 2 dollar trannie is my gf. we sare herpes."

these are disgusting! i can't believe it. some poeple have no maturity. the level is getting extremely low with this individual. but. i need to make food. and watch movies. and then snowboard. love

parkades.

parkades are cold.  we are currently skating and drinking a beer. i lost in skate. my getup is long johns with my hoody tucked in. thats pretty much why i lost. 

if you have an "iphone". get the game ibowl. and beat my score. im ranked 14000th in the world. 
phil graffiti'd the gondola window. he's mentally specail. but has nice teeth.
phil and anica cuddle soo hard in the gondola. we wur stalled for 20 minutes in the thing. i contemplated suicide while phil and anica made out.
my feet haven't been stinking. 
everyday my board gets worse and worse. i caught a edge going mach speed. 

aftermath. wur out. time for pineapple express. phil keeps calling me bren. oh and my car's heat doesn't work no more. so i have to leave the window open as a defog. so.  a.its colder inside the car than outside. b.my feet freeze. c.im still handsome. someone fix my car. love

poopsicles and rain.

I am currently in a parkade. we are getting internet monday. for one day we had it at the house but 3 laptops connected must have blew that persons router up. so much facebooking. phil anice and gorgen are competing for most notifications. yea. people keep walking by and staring. but here i am blogging and interneting. I am getting internet for monday. i falling in love with how this hole topic is based on internet. 

everything around whistler is carney's. i think it must be some big brand name. company. gang?.
my phone takes shit pictures. also the rendevous doesn't have a microwave. i resorted to cooking frozen pizza pops in a boiling hot cup of water. don't try it.
gorgen almost burnt down the place. i wake up from a nap. come to the living room. he's sitting there facebooking. im like "whats that smell". he's like "i dunno". i go into the next room and it was filled with smoke. the blanked caught on fire. somehow. i still think he was trying to kill us. anyway. i saved the day. another notch on the karma belt.
blue. we lost the kitty today. well i didn't. i geuss it got out last night. phil franticly searched for it. woke me up. no signs of kitty. apparently it was under the deck or something. i ended up buying it catnip. it didn't like it. phil decided to pour it in its food dish. that may be the reason it went missing.
we took a drive to vancouver yesterday. tons of weird waterfalls along the highway. pretty nice scenery. 
everyone bugs me for facebooking on my iphone. if you had access you would to. 
i sat backseat with mega. she wasn't stoked on leaving.
I have never been to vancouver but i have heard of hastings. im not sure if its bad. or whatever. but there was alot of beauts walking around.
everyone seemed to have nice cars. im thinking of putting this dash in my escort. 
traffic authority pulled over phil. he started crying. it was awkward. he kept asking for a bandaid. i dunno. 

we got caught in the middle of a intersection at a red light. these cars wur pissed. they wurn't stoked i took this picture.
yea i can throw that high. 
went to some lake thing. everyone had umbrellas. planes wur taking off and landing. pretty boring. 
that building being built has a grass roof.
vancouver is pretty nice. they have grass and plants still. i wouldn't be stoked on all the rain tho. 
i got sea sick walking on these walkways in the water. almost fainted. not a big deal. 
i feel like such a tourist. camera. found a umbrella. but still handsome. 
pollution? 
phil did some trickss. 
mega trying to fly away. 
i walked around with a starbucks tea. felt awkwurd holding the cup itself. 
My new buy. got it at ikea. organization is key. take care of yourselves. love

"im gonna fall in love with...... everything. " is the joke.

im back again. so handsome its insane. snowboarding is so good. but i miss mini ramp. living on my own is a nightmare. i do laundry... make food. make my lunch. supper. im pretty mature. 

this is the peak 2 peak gondola. people announce it as " gond-dola" or "gond-alla". or some use it as "gonj-ola". russel. 
this thing is high as f@ck. people jumped off skydiving. or basejumping. oh. and i was in there yesterday. there was a mass. weeeed session. i did not partake.
my new custom gouge. babes dig it.
this is as of 20 minutes ago. and its still falling. 
i found that dang hole in my air mattress. 
previous owners of this place wur paper mashay'ers. they mashay'ed the shit out of the toilet.. coincedence.
our fridge has nothing. but im stacked on food. i bought a 8 dollar cheese wiz. toast. best combo. and i bought polski orgorki's. and pizza. pops. eggos. cereererereial. and a sowing kit. which i don't know how to use. 

gargoyle games like woze. you know the jaw movements. oh and jay. thanks a f@ckn ton for the xbox. its a huge hit. don't freeze to bad with those cabinets. come out.
gargoyle camel'd it hard. these reek. 
my room at night. honestly best thing i brought was my lava lamp. shits be ballin.
we stopped at some road. sky was nice. water was nice. this is just after kamloops.  
lil kitties be following me everywhere.
this little turd is an orphan cat. we are watching it for who knows how long. first it was for new years. now for a couple days. the best thing is. when it came here the first time. it was super shy and wouldn't really play. now its back for the second time. thinking it runs the place. but i can't use my phone. so if you need me . text me. here are special text messages i received today. "I took a stinky dump. It's foul smell and texture reminds me of you and your breath" . aha k. "I got drunk. Pooed my pants....it reminded me of you." if your wondering who this sick f'n mind would be. don't check out this website! love