phils wants a golden retriever puppy. he also wants it to stay a puppy forever. my reply was get a weiner dog. when they're babies how big are they. imagine a actual hot dog weiner sized dog. woof. also i have the worst luck with doctors. ie. not getting my cast off. she's like come back next week and we'll take it off and xray it again. im like. yo i had a ct scan already and there were 3 breaks. whats a xray gonna do. it can't see the breaks. shes like uhhhh. im like. return your fake breasts.
jack and jane have been married 8 years. dog love
