abercrombie bro...

i am full. went out lastnight. woke up. went riding. by 2 i was done. me and gargoyle downloaded for the first time. we wur starving. anyway. wur in the whis gondola. these 4 chicks get in. i geuss from asia. they had the craziest language. i honestly tryed not to laugh. i look over to gorg. he's hiding his face behind his board. anyway. so they're talking this language and its going from low pitch to like fast high pitch. i burst out laughing. brents still hiding. they're staring at me. i couldn't stop laughing. they must have been talkin shit about me cause they wur like laughing to eachother. but i was still laughing. gorg was laughing and hiding. best part of my day so far.

2 key features to meals. also initial your stuff. shits expensive.

i've had this 2 days in a row. soo good. 12 bowls of noodles for 5 bones. handsomeness. priceless

my hand has been upto some crazy stuff. you think it would be a disadvantage. but holding a pan with no fingers is almost worth it.

still peeling oranges.

petting cow. as in 1 cow. me and phil try'd getting in there. i convinced phil to jump the fence. the cow pissed himself. for real. then started running around like a wild horse. i didn't know they could run. phil freaked out. to scared to ride it. but my hand was looking so good at the time. obv.

i pretend to brush. i honestly have permanent knots.

this kitty is dope. it loves the cast. "sorry did my ass just get in the way of your body"phil. to anica. get this. you know when you make a meal. its almost not worth it. cause you gotta cook it. set everything up. drink.plate.different dishes.etc. then you finally eat it. and if it was "alright". it was not worth it. cause then you have to do the dishes from all the cooking. then you wanna go back in time and not even cook at all.

my hand also goes swimming.

well hot tubbing. phils flexing. so about 10 pm this sucker closes. these dudes come out at about 9:45. there on some break from american college. one dudes a complete jonze and is passing out on the side of the pool. the other dudes are talkin. so the one big dude is talkin. im barely listening. he's introducing themselves so i start to listen. "man this dude is crazy. he surfs. skateboards. snowboards. he does everything". "he's from cali". then the cali dude puts on a cheesy smile and is knodding like "yea". later on i hear this guy talking about his tattoo. "yeah this is my family crest. everyone has it." this is the best part. he goes "yeah these crazy scars are from longboarding". no one asked about the scars. nor the tattoo. had to be there.

phil cooked me supper. i was stoked. he even made me ice tea.

anica has been sick. phil is gonna get it. i've already called not getting it.

gargoyle got his new phone today.

my lips are burn't and chapped.

tons of frost.

im doing tons of laundry. i can actually do it.

new doo.

5 boards fit. love

yo.

When i was younger i considered myself a not bad yo yo'r.

but then this dude takes it to another level. the best is when the crowd cheers.

i don't even get this. the dudes dancing. i don't even know what im watching. love.

bad karma or luck. or just extreme handsomeness.

Weather has been insane. winnipeg is warming up aswell. my cars going coo coo. i now have heat but no interior lights. went to the library. took out some books to read. getting a library card is ideal. free movies. magazines. books. computer use. all for free. well borrow. same thing. Im trying to do this blog on phils computer. this is actually hard not on a mac. typing alone. there is 5 birthdays on facebook today. happy birthday.
this is will and trevors place. we've been known to watch vids on the computer up there. brent also sleeps on the been bag from time to time.

there walkway up is dope. would be death if icy.

People are rich. not all. but most. houses/cabins are insane. some house sold for 18 mil by whistler mountain. Places are going so expensive for the olympics next year. will and watsons place is going for 25gs a month next winter. shits weak.

me and will went to a second hand use it thing store. so much old stuff. microwaves going for 15 bones. coffeemakers for 9 bones. gently used underwear for 1 bone. stock up.

I have a severe ear ache. from hot tubing last night. going peak to peak was the most pain ever. elevation change. it was bad. badder than a jungled wrist. i know badder's not a word.

Tons of hanging.

Will has been so kind to leave his xbox 360 here. Im killing it at tiger woods 07. but i miss ping pong.

i took my camera out. took one photo from the chair lift. kate goes in the black park! we chat through fences..

So my computer is broken. it won't turn on. there are no mac repair places around. my hand also rebroke. i got to spend a nice afternoon at the hospital. it was super sunny. so i was stoked. time for a nice awkward time in the hot tub and pool and drink away some of this pain. not addicted wise but. yea. love

"dear short dickle dorn."

this blog is dedicated to disgusting texts i have been receiving. there is a human out there in this world with the most deranged mind. i don't know how he is still alive. his specialty is drawing cats and smokin cigs. but read the texts at the end of this blog. you may laugh.

this level was redic.
this took me 6 minutes. fn heat.
will and trevor got a place. they have a hot tub. i plan on hot tubbing everyday. 
there was a rail jam on saturday night. kids wur flying. we chilled. 
the mountain has been getting "inversion" weather? its where the top of the mountain is warmer than the bottom. shredding has be insane. +7 yesterday. +10 today. winnipeg is apparently getting brutal weather. must be cause my handsomeness isn't there. so it got colder?. that actually makes sense.
phil snowboards till death for life till death. we lost him today for like 20 minutes. i already had dibs on his sled. is that bad karma.
this is my bad karma story. yesterday i flew off this cat track. k. so this ski patrol comes up to me at the bottom. taps my shoulder. is like slow it down out there. so im like k. but on the way up i was making fun of him. today. i fly off a different cat track. mid air i see my phone fly out of my pocket. still mid air i try grabbing it. no chance. end up ripping my ear phone out of my ear. and its sliding so fast down the hill. as me and brent are following it. somehow i pass it. flick it with my board. anyway. it only vibrates now. 
apparently because im 22. my bones do not absord calcium. "anica". i have been hammering away at cheese wiz lately. im on my second jar. that has to be good calcium. and phil flew into me and ripped my pants and chipped my brace. he'll be reading this. get me a 6 pack and we'll call it even. bro.
dave and tessa wur kind enough to give us there old tv stand. i actually carried it to the car. we get it home and this what was under it. my fingers wur obv. close to those webs carrying it to my car. we mega cleaned the trailer. and i did "laundry".  

k. so this is where i will post my received texts word by word. 

A)"Jingle jingle bangle jangle I got a fresh pair of panties to rangle up in a tangle. A poo turn named stevie Stevenson poped in to say hi and what's up to the toilet bowl of love."

B)"aka wipe well"

C)"I heard if you squeeze you dick hole while peeing you can get pregnant. So i did it and peeed all over my pantaloonys."

D)"i just pooed lettuce"

E)"i ate a poo log for din din. With Tabascy"

F)"A 2 dollar trannie is my gf. we sare herpes."

these are disgusting! i can't believe it. some poeple have no maturity. the level is getting extremely low with this individual. but. i need to make food. and watch movies. and then snowboard. love

parkades.

parkades are cold.  we are currently skating and drinking a beer. i lost in skate. my getup is long johns with my hoody tucked in. thats pretty much why i lost. 

if you have an "iphone". get the game ibowl. and beat my score. im ranked 14000th in the world. 
phil graffiti'd the gondola window. he's mentally specail. but has nice teeth.
phil and anica cuddle soo hard in the gondola. we wur stalled for 20 minutes in the thing. i contemplated suicide while phil and anica made out.
my feet haven't been stinking. 
everyday my board gets worse and worse. i caught a edge going mach speed. 

aftermath. wur out. time for pineapple express. phil keeps calling me bren. oh and my car's heat doesn't work no more. so i have to leave the window open as a defog. so.  a.its colder inside the car than outside. b.my feet freeze. c.im still handsome. someone fix my car. love

poopsicles and rain.

I am currently in a parkade. we are getting internet monday. for one day we had it at the house but 3 laptops connected must have blew that persons router up. so much facebooking. phil anice and gorgen are competing for most notifications. yea. people keep walking by and staring. but here i am blogging and interneting. I am getting internet for monday. i falling in love with how this hole topic is based on internet. 

everything around whistler is carney's. i think it must be some big brand name. company. gang?.
my phone takes shit pictures. also the rendevous doesn't have a microwave. i resorted to cooking frozen pizza pops in a boiling hot cup of water. don't try it.
gorgen almost burnt down the place. i wake up from a nap. come to the living room. he's sitting there facebooking. im like "whats that smell". he's like "i dunno". i go into the next room and it was filled with smoke. the blanked caught on fire. somehow. i still think he was trying to kill us. anyway. i saved the day. another notch on the karma belt.
blue. we lost the kitty today. well i didn't. i geuss it got out last night. phil franticly searched for it. woke me up. no signs of kitty. apparently it was under the deck or something. i ended up buying it catnip. it didn't like it. phil decided to pour it in its food dish. that may be the reason it went missing.
we took a drive to vancouver yesterday. tons of weird waterfalls along the highway. pretty nice scenery. 
everyone bugs me for facebooking on my iphone. if you had access you would to. 
i sat backseat with mega. she wasn't stoked on leaving.
I have never been to vancouver but i have heard of hastings. im not sure if its bad. or whatever. but there was alot of beauts walking around.
everyone seemed to have nice cars. im thinking of putting this dash in my escort. 
traffic authority pulled over phil. he started crying. it was awkward. he kept asking for a bandaid. i dunno. 

we got caught in the middle of a intersection at a red light. these cars wur pissed. they wurn't stoked i took this picture.
yea i can throw that high. 
went to some lake thing. everyone had umbrellas. planes wur taking off and landing. pretty boring. 
that building being built has a grass roof.
vancouver is pretty nice. they have grass and plants still. i wouldn't be stoked on all the rain tho. 
i got sea sick walking on these walkways in the water. almost fainted. not a big deal. 
i feel like such a tourist. camera. found a umbrella. but still handsome. 
pollution? 
phil did some trickss. 
mega trying to fly away. 
i walked around with a starbucks tea. felt awkwurd holding the cup itself. 
My new buy. got it at ikea. organization is key. take care of yourselves. love