oh this one touched my heart.

family.

i know.

its a doosey.

and he got his..

i went to work this morning. the guy i installed for was weird and awkwurd. Apparently his tv stand was too heavy so he jumped up and was using a coat hanger to try and grab lines. and using curse words. but. on another note. this is rocky dennis. he kills it.

If anyone hasn't seen the movie mask. i suggest it.
I found myself awake late at night on saturday and this classic was on the tube. Rocky got a babe.
His mom is cher. she uses drugs and drinks alot of alcohol. 
everyone knows sloth. just giving him a shoutout. 

floor planchers

i went and watched a indoor soccer game in the summer.. i know. but they had glass walls setup. people wur flinching left and right. not me tho. 
Walking down that path at forks at night is good. but i always get creaped out thinking im going to get attacked by a bum or a pack of them. I seen this huge tree root thing and thought someone was in there. so i snapped a quick pic to ease my nerves. im paranoid of the homeless.
Danika is super cute. She along with many other childeren are affraid of me. it may be my nose but i blame it on my hair and dangerous looks. 
nice hanes!
tony attempting to hurdle this bush. which turned into a dive? and not even coming close. 
local dancers wur stoked. they give free glasses away. where's my pair.
gur always kills it. i have about 40 photos of him with this same face.
i know theres no talent in taking these pictures but i enjoy seeing the turnouts on some of them.  
kate. 
keely.
mega.
i dance till i sweat. 
milo.
this is real random. 3 alex's . sounds like a planet.
reid kills it.
lindsay.
mattt. random. martin. it'd be good if this chicks name started with a m. check it. 

save up your pumpkins for a grill like this.

this is serious. that bite would actually wound you.

i got hexed last week to this day. so as a anniversary im gonna post these pics.
this was kinda like the hex position but with the nails in my arm.
I couldn't imagine seeing this in front of me. i thought it was a guy until.. thank your parents you didn't turn out like this. love

hot out.

Its been seriously cooking out lately. except for rain the past few days. Ive been slacking with this bloggging updates. but i don't see much of my computer. but i think i have salmanela poisoning if that helps?

8 packs of keiths kill it. welcome to the maritimes.
not sure if its a comic or wat. but its some sick humor.
I've venture into a house where they have a photo of there landlords family. its posted up in the bathroom. And the landlord has used the bathroom. that would be awkwurd.
serios vodka. 
and crunches.  i won a competition in bc. for doing these things. i did 10. the other person did 7. not to name names phil.
joey gladstone kills it. full house trivia! what are rebecca and jesse's twin boys names? and what the tanner familys' dog's name? and what was one of kimmy gibbbblers boyfriends name that always said "whatever"?
Serious fights and awkwurd positions.
the new in is to sweat. every thirsty thursday im soaked. 
get down.
claiming his farmer tan is the worst ever. you decide.
we tend to park it sometimes. 
j.russel kills it. he flies this olds back and forth from edmonton couple times a year. and part of his finger is cut off. true story
stoked on this graffiti.
we skoped out a mouse. followed it onto mountain ave. a van turning left crunched him. rip coco puffs.
mr.wilson. 
trois stall. i've also attempted to learn killing this mini. it killed my wrist that was already jacked.
this little duder kills it. 
brent's always killing it.
phil patched his jeans. then came to kill it.
i've used kill to much. random fires are appropiate.
i've watched both ice age movies in two days. definetly recomend it.
im spelling everything wrong. every 6th word is underlined. scott spelt his face wrong here.
hail physiotherapy. 
i puked in the sink yesterday from brushing my teeth. well not my teeth but my tongue. i have bad gag reflexes. oh the answers to those full house questions if you didn't already know! are. nicky and alex. the pups name is comet. and dwayne drives cranes. take care of your bodies. intake lots of calcium or you'll end up like me. broke.      love

One in three poeple don't wash there hands after using the restroom. Don't be the one

here's 2 texts i've recieved that have made me laugh.

"Ya man. He said he saw'd his couch apart cuz it was infested! So there's no where to sit"

i reply "watt? wat was wrong with it"

then he reply's "Apperantly where u always sit, there was some sort of odur commin from that seat, and wen scientists with masks came to inspect it they said someone has been peeing and shitting there pants who has been sittin here? So i put to and to together and discovered u nevrr ever got up to use the outhouse?"

 i actaully laughed out loud. word

then the second one was today. its not as good. but i get the humor.

  

i send "Are you alive around there? Are you in for some pizza tonite?"

then reply's 4 hours later. "WOW fell asleep watching Matlock..never happens. Funny u mention pizza , wen u got the bright idea to text me at 930AM! I was in a dream jus about to munch a freshy tasty slice and all of a sudden there's a stupid beep beep beep in the backround, and i awoke and wasn't happy about that. true story. "

those are both word for word. good laughs. oh and i installed in some coo coo's apartment today. she was literally crazy. she loved my shirt. and insisted i find 15 wolves in this big picture. i found 12. owe and she recently won 10 grand playing bingo. she put away half for her funeral. and shes only 30. like i said. coo coo. 

sweats in sweats...

Keegan bought a brand new truck. Im stoked. he's stoked. we went for a bevy.

Earls wing day is wensday. they're tiny wings. and its a dollar off pints. still a ugly bill.
We then preceded over to montanas. Where i drew some pictures. keegan spit on it as you can see the arrow. 
My neighbor is getting a pool installed. its dope. I used to beg my parents when i was younger for a pool. They used to tell me you can't get one on a hill. Apparently now you can.
Today was the first time i seen someone drinking straight mouthwash. I drove by and i thought it was a bullmax. then even thought it was some sort of wiskey. but it turned out lemon fresh listerine. I wish everyone could see the face this chick had after swigging that bad boy. but stay fresh. listerine fresh. and brush your teeth before you goto bed. love